WEEKLY NEWS DESU [Video]
[The video clicks on and CFP-tan appears, with her blue pigtails and headset mic as always. She is sitting at a desk with her hands folded over a neat stack of papers. Behind her, a large section of roof and wall appear to be missing, edged by scorchmarks. When she speaks, her voice is characteristically loud and obnoxious.]
CONNECTION ESTABLISHED, DESU. SPECIAL SECTOR CFP-TCI REPORTING.
LAST SATURDAY AFTER NIGHTFALL, THE CITY OF METÄLLIA WAS HIT BY A RAID. E NOMINE LANDED LONGBOATS ON THE WESTERN SHORE AND SENT AN ARMY OF SKELETONS AND NECROMANCERS INTO THE CITY.
SEVERAL BRAVE CITIZENS HELD OFF AN ATTACK ON THE AREA SURROUNDING CAFE APOCALYPTICA. CFP-TAN HEARD IT WAS THE SAME GIRL WHO SCREAMED LIGHTNING DOWN IN FRONT OF MAMMON AMARTH. DON'T GET BETWEEN THAT GIRL AND HER COFFEE, DESU! ALSO A TYRANNOSAURUS REX AND A FEW OTHERS, CFP-TAN COULD NOT REACH THEM FOR INTERVIEW DESU, RESOURCES INSUFFICIENT.
MAMMON AMARTH WAS BESEIGED AND ITS RESIDENTS HELD CAPTIVE UNTIL THE RAID ENDED. AN E NOMINE NECROMANCER NAMED AMBRAMELIN WAS REPORTEDLY SEEN MAKING SPEECHES ABOUT HOW COOL E NOMINE IS. FANATIC, DESU!! A FEW PATRONS PUT UP A FIGHT, INCLUDING A GIRL THROWING BOMBS AND SOME KID WITH AN ARM-SWORD. THE PRETTY MAIDS ARE STILL REBUILDING PARTS OF THE INN, DESU.
THE METAL CHURCH WAS ATTACKED BY A MASSIVE FORCE LEAD BY AN E NOMINE GENERAL IDENTIFYING HIMSELF AS FALKENBACH. SEVERAL PEOPLE HELD GROUND THERE, BUT ULTIMATELY TO NO AVAIL. THE CHURCH WAS RANSACKED AND EVERYONE WHO GOT IN THE WAY WAS KILLED, EXCEPT FOR THE CLERGY. WHATEVER FALKENBACH WAS LOOKING FOR, HE FOUND IT, AND RECALLED THE ENTIRE RAID BACK TO THE LONGBOATS.
OVERALL THE RAID WAS A DISASTER, DESU! MANY BUILDINGS ARE STILL BEING REBUILT. IF YOU NEED A JOB, INQUIRE WITHIN, DESU.
[She picks up the stack of papers and shuffles it officiously, glancing down at the text.]
NEW ARRIVALS CONTINUE TO SHOW UP AT MAMMON AMARTH INN. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, DESU? ONLY QUEEN KNOWS!
THE BROKEN IRON MAIDEN SHRINE HAS BEEN PROPERLY REPAIRED, DESU. IT IS NOW SAFE TO APPROACH AGAIN!
CFP-TAN'S WEEKLY REPORT SIGNING OFF. PLEASE RESPOND, DESU!
[OOC Mod note: If your characters are looking for a job and/or need money, CFP-tan was serious about recruiting people to help rebuild. Leave her a comment here ICly and she'll get your character's name to the proper authorities.]
CONNECTION ESTABLISHED, DESU. SPECIAL SECTOR CFP-TCI REPORTING.
LAST SATURDAY AFTER NIGHTFALL, THE CITY OF METÄLLIA WAS HIT BY A RAID. E NOMINE LANDED LONGBOATS ON THE WESTERN SHORE AND SENT AN ARMY OF SKELETONS AND NECROMANCERS INTO THE CITY.
SEVERAL BRAVE CITIZENS HELD OFF AN ATTACK ON THE AREA SURROUNDING CAFE APOCALYPTICA. CFP-TAN HEARD IT WAS THE SAME GIRL WHO SCREAMED LIGHTNING DOWN IN FRONT OF MAMMON AMARTH. DON'T GET BETWEEN THAT GIRL AND HER COFFEE, DESU! ALSO A TYRANNOSAURUS REX AND A FEW OTHERS, CFP-TAN COULD NOT REACH THEM FOR INTERVIEW DESU, RESOURCES INSUFFICIENT.
MAMMON AMARTH WAS BESEIGED AND ITS RESIDENTS HELD CAPTIVE UNTIL THE RAID ENDED. AN E NOMINE NECROMANCER NAMED AMBRAMELIN WAS REPORTEDLY SEEN MAKING SPEECHES ABOUT HOW COOL E NOMINE IS. FANATIC, DESU!! A FEW PATRONS PUT UP A FIGHT, INCLUDING A GIRL THROWING BOMBS AND SOME KID WITH AN ARM-SWORD. THE PRETTY MAIDS ARE STILL REBUILDING PARTS OF THE INN, DESU.
THE METAL CHURCH WAS ATTACKED BY A MASSIVE FORCE LEAD BY AN E NOMINE GENERAL IDENTIFYING HIMSELF AS FALKENBACH. SEVERAL PEOPLE HELD GROUND THERE, BUT ULTIMATELY TO NO AVAIL. THE CHURCH WAS RANSACKED AND EVERYONE WHO GOT IN THE WAY WAS KILLED, EXCEPT FOR THE CLERGY. WHATEVER FALKENBACH WAS LOOKING FOR, HE FOUND IT, AND RECALLED THE ENTIRE RAID BACK TO THE LONGBOATS.
OVERALL THE RAID WAS A DISASTER, DESU! MANY BUILDINGS ARE STILL BEING REBUILT. IF YOU NEED A JOB, INQUIRE WITHIN, DESU.
[She picks up the stack of papers and shuffles it officiously, glancing down at the text.]
NEW ARRIVALS CONTINUE TO SHOW UP AT MAMMON AMARTH INN. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, DESU? ONLY QUEEN KNOWS!
THE BROKEN IRON MAIDEN SHRINE HAS BEEN PROPERLY REPAIRED, DESU. IT IS NOW SAFE TO APPROACH AGAIN!
CFP-TAN'S WEEKLY REPORT SIGNING OFF. PLEASE RESPOND, DESU!
[OOC Mod note: If your characters are looking for a job and/or need money, CFP-tan was serious about recruiting people to help rebuild. Leave her a comment here ICly and she'll get your character's name to the proper authorities.]