[HK-47 has found himself a bass. So there's only one logical thing to do... Rock out and let everyone hear it.]

Statement: Attention, meatbags. My name is HK-47, king of kings; look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

[He begins playing a rather ominous tune. Just like so.]

Are...

Are they gone?

Posting from the party! This place is pretty awesome. Has anyone met Queen yet?

[The recording crackles on to a long pause, interspersed by someone humming a rather pretty melody. After about five seconds, a girl's voice finally pops up in the background:]

Is this thing on?

[Another pause, this time only for a moment, and then the video loads up on a smiling redhead's face.]Ah, um... hey there! I've heard a lot of us are new ( Read more... )