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[sir_samuel]

*coughs awkwardly* Well. Let’s see. I never was very good at these official introduction sorts of things. I’m a simple man, and in my experience the ones who talk the most, especially about themselves, are the ones who have the least to say. But it looks like I don’t have much of a choice

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[its_not_biscuts]

Oh, you're back! It's been so boring here without others from Ankh-Morpork around. Miss Sto-Helit doesn't really count, as she's no fun in any case.

So just how are you? Oh, and you really shouldn't smoke. I don't know how many times I have to tell you that.

[sir_samuel]

*dryly* I was a lot more at ease a moment or two ago, I can assure you of that. But what am I worth these days, anyway?

Looks like you'll have to tell me at least once more. *blows smoke ring*

[its_not_biscuts]

Very well, then. It's bad for your health. *reaches out and puts the end of the cigar out with his thumb*

[sir_samuel]

*scowls and glares, but just lights it again*

[daintyrosebud]

*curtsies* Welcome, sir! Who is fond of vampires? They seem most awful, to me. *flounces* My name is Rosa Bud! Such a pleasure to meet you!

[sir_samuel]

Well, I don't trust 'em any farther than I can throw 'em, that's for sure. *smiles a little* Thank you, and likewise.

[think_sequins]

Hello!! I'm Christine!! I'm an opera singer at the Ankh-Morpork Opera! You're a watchman?! How thrilling!

[sir_samuel]

*blinks at her a bit* Er, yes. Hello. *pause* Careful with those exclamation points, now. Wouldn't want you to poke someone's eye out.

[boyish_charm]

*slight smile* And what is wrong with vampires, monsieur?

[sir_samuel]

*looks a little wary* For one I can't say I much like the idea of having my blood sucked.

[crocgod]

Weally? I hath a temple in Ankh-Morpork. It'th a...unique plathe.

*grins and shows off far too many teeth* You made any offerinth rethently?

[sir_samuel]

Oh, I don't know about that. It's bloody mad, maybe, but most places are.

*blink* Er, no actually. Nothing personal - just not a particularly religious man, y'see.