Teatime, having been dragged to the hospital by a certain Spike Stoker, has managed to make a somewhat recovery and is now lying in the bed, bandaged heavily and sedated just as much. His system is fighting off most of the drugs, though, so he's not unconscious or delusional. Just not very mobile ( Read more... )

Teatime is dragged in, bloody and mostly unconscious, by a very affronted-looking Emperor Zhark. Upon reaching a flat, indoor surface, Zhark dumps him on the floor and goes to find another headmate, who can hopefully go in search of that SO-17 agent they recently met.

This leaves Teatime bloody and alone on the floor. Again.

Very humid lately. I think I will cut down on the amount of electricity? that I usually use around here. The cellar is unusually cool. Don't particularly like the cat, though.

Good morning, my Dear People.

My name is Teatime. I daresay you should pronounce it properly, or else I shall have to ask you politely to say it right. The Proper way to pronounce it is as follows:

Tae-ah-tim-eh.

Please keep it Right.

Teatime, from Terry Pratchett's 'Hogfather'.