What a place

[mr_zacharias]

The internet.
I have finally found it.

...
It's so...
I don't know how to describe it

Anyway, my name is Zacharias Smith, Hogwarts student, Hufflepuff, Quidditch Player [Chaser], and what else do you need to know? Oh yes, and if anyone deserves the Quidditch Cup in the next year--it's Hufflepuff--got it?

I will leave you now.

[Typist note: As I

Comments

[daintyrosebud]

*doesn't usually greet people, but the headmate who usually does appears to be eight. so there we go*

*curtsies* 'lo, Mister Smith! Such a pleasure to meet you! *smiles prettily* I'm Rosa Bud. ...what is Quidditch?

[mr_zacharias]

-feels awkward, bows stiffly- Eh..hello, Rosa. Nice to meet you.
Oh Quidditch? You haven't heard of Quidditch?! How are you still standing?! It's only the finest sport in the world--the adrenaline rush and the heart pounding when you score your first goal...there is nothing like watching that quaffle go through those hoopers....-sighs dreamily-

[daintyrosebud]

....er. *smiles* It sounds lovely.

[mr_zacharias]

Oh lovely doesn't even begin to describe the sport. You've got to try it someday, Rosa mah man...I mean...woman...I mean...eh whatever. Feel the wind through your hair as you clutch the broomstick handle tightly in your hands and flying through the air as though you're a weightless feather...and catching the ball, feeling its rough surface in your hands...it's the best feeling in the world...-getting a glazed look in his eyes-

[pad_ma]

'lo Zacharias! Nice to see you even if you are in Hufflepuff

This place is bloody bonkers. I love it.

[helgas_champion]

And what's wrong with being a Hufflepuff, hm?

[pad_ma]

Simple. It means you're not in Ravenclaw.

[mr_zacharias]

Are you looking for death?
Hey Padma! :)

[helgas_champion]

Finally, another Hufflepuff! So I'm not alone anymore. *grins* 'lo, Zach. Great to see you.

[mr_zacharias]

Hey Ced! How's it going, man?
Never saw you around much, but you're one awesome Seeker. I can't believe I'm actually talking to you...-stare-

[helgas_champion]

It's going good. *grin*

Thanks. We should get a game together, I think we have enough people...

No one's more surprised than I am, believe me.

[mr_zacharias]

That's an awesome idea! We should, now that it's summer, I have tons of time. Gather the whole quidditch team...

Oh, actually--I think I'm more surprised than anyone in this conversation. -trying to be difficult-

[___blueseeker]

*smiles, but looks quite occupied* Cho Chang, nice to meet you--

*pauses and notices the bit about Hufflepuff deserving the cup*

I'm sure you must be joking. If any house deserves the Cup, it's Ravenclaw. Total fact.

[mr_zacharias]

Hey Cho it's nice to meet you too---what?! I think I must have read that wrong, but is that the word "Ravenclaw" after "deserves the Cup"? I'm sure that's just a mistype, for everyone knows Hufflepuff is the only deserving house! [and it's about damn time too!]

[___blueseeker]

Oh, come off it. I'd say "You haven't won a single match in years," but you know, my boyfriend was the captain, and...yeah, bad idea. *sheepish look*

[mr_zacharias]

No, you come off it -brat face- Do you have a death wish? -maddening look- But Cedric was awesome, wasn't he?

[mostgiftedwitch]

*an owl arrives from an undisclosed location, bearing a roll of parchment*

*upon opening the roll, it contains the following note*

Hmm... Hello. Welcome to the community. I don't find you all that charming and you're lucky neither of my best friends are seeing this... So in their place... Gryffindor is by far the best house. Everyone knows THAT!

Cheers,
Hermione Granger-Weasley

T/N: Hee... I'm sure I'm the only one who just went "Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith"

[mr_zacharias]

-parchment lands perfectly on my dinner-
Stupid owl...

-reads-

Gryffindor? Man, you must be having a serious case of spelling errors, because the last time I checked, Hufflepuff is spelled H-U-F-F-L-E-P-U-F-F...!

Typist's note: rofl! That sounds like Matrix reference :p