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What a place

Jul 11, 2005 14:51

The internet.
I have finally found it.

...
It's so...
I don't know how to describe it

Anyway, my name is Zacharias Smith, Hogwarts student, Hufflepuff, Quidditch Player [Chaser], and what else do you need to know? Oh yes, and if anyone deserves the Quidditch Cup in the next year--it's Hufflepuff--got it?

I will leave you now.

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Comments 44

admiral_grumpy July 12 2005, 06:39:32 UTC

The community seems to be deluged with Hogwarts students lately.

I'm Alistair McKeon, and I'm just your ordinary Muggle sort who hasn't encountered this Quidditch thing. Explain it in layman's terms. You clearly are an enthusiast, and I don't have a clue what it is.

What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

mr_zacharias July 12 2005, 20:11:36 UTC

...That's a good thing, right?!

Anyhow, nice to meet you, Mr. McKeon....wait...did you say you've never heard of Quidditch? It's a fine sport, nothing can compare to it. You Muggles don't know what you're missing--oh, to feel the rush of excitement as you dodge a speeding Bludger, and the satisfying whoosh as the Quaffle flies into the hoops! And then....-rambles-

admiral_grumpy July 12 2005, 20:42:05 UTC

Well, we seem to be deluged with children today as well. At least you're a teenager. You seem to be well-behaved, at least.

Quidditch sounds to me like a cross between basketball and soccer played in a low-grav environment. We can do that with gravity manipulating devices. If I wasn't so out of shape, I'd try that.

mr_zacharias July 13 2005, 01:58:30 UTC

Of course, I have been trained well in etiquette, sir.

Basketball? Soccer? What are those? Sounds like food...I feel hungry all of a sudden...
Gravity manipulating devices...you can make one? But why bother when you can fly around on a broomstick?

prof_ssnape July 12 2005, 08:56:33 UTC

Mr. Smith. Welcome.

mr_zacharias July 12 2005, 20:12:32 UTC

...and Honeydukes's chocolate--now why don't they make Quaffle shaped candy? And....-jerks to attention at Snape's voice- Oh, hello Professor Snape! Didn't see you there!

bludger_me July 13 2005, 01:08:37 UTC

Hello there!

I'm Oliver Wood's father.

mr_zacharias July 13 2005, 01:34:55 UTC

Oliver Wood has a father?
Hello Mr. Wood, nice to meet you