What a place

[mr_zacharias]

The internet.
I have finally found it.

...
It's so...
I don't know how to describe it

Anyway, my name is Zacharias Smith, Hogwarts student, Hufflepuff, Quidditch Player [Chaser], and what else do you need to know? Oh yes, and if anyone deserves the Quidditch Cup in the next year--it's Hufflepuff--got it?

I will leave you now.

[Typist note: As I

Comments

[daintyrosebud]

*doesn't usually greet people, but the headmate who usually does appears to be eight. so there we go*

*curtsies* 'lo, Mister Smith! Such a pleasure to meet you! *smiles prettily* I'm Rosa Bud. ...what is Quidditch?

[mr_zacharias]

-feels awkward, bows stiffly- Eh..hello, Rosa. Nice to meet you.
Oh Quidditch? You haven't heard of Quidditch?! How are you still standing?! It's only the finest sport in the world--the adrenaline rush and the heart pounding when you score your first goal...there is nothing like watching that quaffle go through those hoopers....-sighs dreamily-

[daintyrosebud]

....er. *smiles* It sounds lovely.

[mr_zacharias]

Oh lovely doesn't even begin to describe the sport. You've got to try it someday, Rosa mah man...I mean...woman...I mean...eh whatever. Feel the wind through your hair as you clutch the broomstick handle tightly in your hands and flying through the air as though you're a weightless feather...and catching the ball, feeling its rough surface in your hands...it's the best feeling in the world...-getting a glazed look in his eyes-

[daintyrosebud]

*smiles and nods. being a Victorian lady, is well trained in this art*

[mr_zacharias]

-rambles on- ...and then there was this one time, when a Bludger flew right past me. A bludger! I could feel it just scratch the hairs of my ear, just a few more milimetres and I would only be able to hear out from my right ear the rest of my life, but thanks to some killer instincts--manuvered a smooth Sloth Grip Roll and was saved. It was undoubtably the most exciting game of my life...-goes on for about an hour, finally runs out of things to say-

Oh, what sports do you play?

[daintyrosebud]

Sports..? Er, well.. I play the piano, but... oh, I'm terribly good at waltzes!

[mr_zacharias]

Surely you can't be serious? I don't even know what a piano is, I've heard of Waltz--isn't it that crazy muggle cartoon guy who trapped himself in a giant ice cube?