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[majortothethird]

(clears his throat) Ha... um... hello. I, um, I'm Major Major Major. Well my first name is Major, as are my middle and last names. And I was promoted to Major recently... so that makes me Major Major Major Major. (sighs)

...

(realizes people are listening to him) What? Y-you said there wouldn't be anybody here! (opens his office window, hops out

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[wishfor_goblins]

What a weird name...

[majortothethird]

(winces from his place under the windowsill)

[wishfor_goblins]

....*frown*

I'm sorry...

[majortothethird]

(yikes!notthere!reallyreallynotthere!)

[greenliekwoah]

*ostensibly sticks his head out the window and peers down* ...Hello, Major Major Major Major Major Major Major Major Major Major Major Major.

[majortothethird]

(mutters) Wintergreen.

[greenliekwoah]

*infuriating smile* Why are you crouching under your own window and pretending not to be in your office or under your own window?

[daintyrosebud]

*solemnly* Greetings, Major. I know just how you feel, in terms of names.

[hellflowsover]

Don't we all.

[daintyrosebud]

*pouts* I was being quite serious!

[hellflowsover]

So was I.

[eilinel]

*peeks closely at the quiet man*

There are not people who will harm you. I don't think. I hope not. I was just forced upon the place myself.

[dequincy]

*quietly* Oh, hello!

You're a friend of John ... er, of Captain Yossarian's, aren't you? Or an associate, at least?