(no subject)
(clears his throat) Ha... um... hello. I, um, I'm Major Major Major. Well my first name is Major, as are my middle and last names. And I was promoted to Major recently... so that makes me Major Major Major Major. (sighs)
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(realizes people are listening to him) What? Y-you said there wouldn't be anybody here! (opens his office window, hops out, and runs away)
Typist: Er, sorry about that folks. He said he'd only introduce himself if there was no one here... So this is Major from Catch 22.
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(realizes people are listening to him) What? Y-you said there wouldn't be anybody here! (opens his office window, hops out, and runs away)
Typist: Er, sorry about that folks. He said he'd only introduce himself if there was no one here... So this is Major from Catch 22.