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[majortothethird]

(clears his throat) Ha... um... hello. I, um, I'm Major Major Major. Well my first name is Major, as are my middle and last names. And I was promoted to Major recently... so that makes me Major Major Major Major. (sighs)

...

(realizes people are listening to him) What? Y-you said there wouldn't be anybody here! (opens his office window, hops out

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[wishfor_goblins]

What a weird name...

[majortothethird]

(winces from his place under the windowsill)

[wishfor_goblins]

....*frown*

I'm sorry...

[majortothethird]

(yikes!notthere!reallyreallynotthere!)

[wishfor_goblins]

*looks around*

. . . .

You have to come out sometime, you did join this community after all.

. . . .

[majortothethird]

No I don't

[wishfor_goblins]

Why not?

[majortothethird]

Because I don't exist

[wishfor_goblins]

Then how are you talking to me right now? *confused*