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[fucking_khakis]

*points at the nearest person*

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

EDIT: Only two guys to a fight. One fight at a time. I don't fight women, but I'll sell you some bada** soap.

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[russet_goddess]

YES, SIR. *hits, hard*

[fucking_khakis]

I don't fight women. I could sell you some soap though.

[wounded_shrike]

*grins*

*settles in to watch Zara take this fellow apart - that's one of the best parts of knowing Zara*

[russet_goddess]

Quiet, or I'll get you next.

[retiredhorseman]

Okay. What would you prefer I hit you with? Diptheria? Chagas' disease? SARS?

[fucking_khakis]

If you're gonna hit me hit me with your fists! Don't hide behind your cock and bull SARS s**t. But you'll have to wait your turn.

[retiredhorseman]

Well, really, if I hit you with my fist, you're just as likely to get hit with SARS. (Which I'm quite proud of, thank you very much. Pandemics are not easy to come up with nowadays.)

[capital_r]

Will do!

*punches*

[fucking_khakis]

That all you've got?

*punches him back in the gut*

[capital_r]

*scoffs* Did I say that?

*punches back, harder*

[fucking_khakis]

*doubles over laughing and coughing*

Didn't have to - Ghandi would have more power to his punch! Cut the foreplay and really hit me!

*upper cuts him to the chin*

[thanitohercules]

O, a game! A most excellent game!

Nay, sir, thou shall not have all the fun!

Hit me!

[fucking_khakis]

I'll get to you next.

[thanitohercules]

*pout* Nay, nay, include me in thy game, good sir!

Come now! Strike me!

[fucking_khakis]

*staggers over to him and decks him in the head*

[aldhhdsh]

No, you don't.