I don't like bayonets.

Well! I have been told it is M. de Courfeyrac's birthday today (or, at least, today in the timezone my typist is currently in). So, do let us, er... raise a glass or some such thing to the heath of dear Adrien!

Er. To-night, in the chat, one of my good friends, Alexandre Joly, found blood in his handkerchief. He then passed out, and my friend Combeferre and others did as much as we could to prevent shock from setting in. He's currently conscious, but incoherent. If anyone could help us, please let me know. Merci.

*twirls into the community, flashing her ankles*

Hello, dear ones. I'm known by the name Louison.. I'm sure the ABC Society would know me well? *fixes her shirt to show more shoulder* I'm the one who will be serving you all wine and beer. I'll be taking orders; and Grantaire, you know yours is always free.

What'll everyone have?

Typist: Les ( Read more... )

Hello there! My name is M. Luc-Esprit Gillenormand. I'm planning to live to a hundred, and I'm almost there. (And still have most of my teeth, even!) Perhaps you've met my grandson, M. le Baron Pontmercy and his charming wife. Really charming young people. Both of them! Really amazing! Boy can be a bit slow sometimes, but.. still! Lovely ( Read more... )

Dear Entire Community,

Entertain me.

Love and kisses,
Fleur.

*storms in*

Where is that idiot husband of mine - everyone's companion indeed!

When I get my hands on him...

*looks around*
BLOODY STUDENTS!

typist: I dont know what even possessed me to do this, but there we go. Mme Thenardier, of Les Mis fame...

I don't know has anyone ever asked this before...

For those of you what had your books made into films, were they any good? What about the actor that played you?

A. Scudder

*bangs on the wall with a gold-plated saucepan*

I say, my dear Fearless Leader, where in hell have you got to? If you're anywhere about, I do wish you'd come out.

*considers*

--And I'm only half-laughing at how ridiculous I am, so you'd best trust well that I'm annoyed, all right?

*points at the nearest person*

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

EDIT: Only two guys to a fight. One fight at a time. I don't fight women, but I'll sell you some bada** soap.