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[fucking_khakis]

*points at the nearest person*

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

EDIT: Only two guys to a fight. One fight at a time. I don't fight women, but I'll sell you some bada** soap.

Comments

[thanitohercules]

O, a game! A most excellent game!

Nay, sir, thou shall not have all the fun!

Hit me!

[fucking_khakis]

I'll get to you next.

[thanitohercules]

*pout* Nay, nay, include me in thy game, good sir!

Come now! Strike me!

[fucking_khakis]

*staggers over to him and decks him in the head*

[thanitohercules]

Excellent good! *grins maniacally and punches Tyler in the jaw*

[fucking_khakis]

*stumbles back and moves his jaw, listening to it crack loudly*

You've got a unique way of talking, you a foreigner?

*hauls off and punches him in the stomach*

[thanitohercules]

*groans and takes a second to recover*

I am a danish Dane!

*pounds both fists into his ribs*

[fucking_khakis]

*grunts and double punches his back*

Like a doughnut. That explains a lot.

[thanitohercules]

*stumbles back, then rushes at him*

*grabs him and knees in the stomach*

[fucking_khakis]

*spits up blood*

You can do -- better than that!

*punches him in the kneecap*

You're obviously not a jelly-filled doughnut. Or I'm not hitting the right places. Or with the right things. *grins*

[thanitohercules]

*falls as his knee buckles under him*

*grabs at Tyler's hair and slams his face into the floor*

Or thou'rt the only pastry here. *taunts*

[fucking_khakis]

*jerks up and hits Hamlet in the face with the back of his head, spraying a mist of blood on the floor*

Pastry? No. I'm a frozen sausage that bounced out of the meat truck onto the autobahn of life. Run me over or let me cook on your asphalt.

[thanitohercules]

*winces as his nose makes a cracking sound and blood flows*

*grabs an arm and twists it back as hard as he can, and introduces Tyler's face to the floor again*

[fucking_khakis]

*spits a wad of thick blood onto the floor*

Good fight.

Especially for a Danish. I'll have to switch doughnut shops.

[thanitohercules]

*lets him up, wiping at the blood covering his face*

Ay, 'tis a game I do most enjoy.

*smirk* Thou might kiss my asphalt, then?

[truant_horatio]

My Lord, my Lord, and you, fellow--do you stop this at once! Wherefore dost take advantage of him when my Lord is clearly mad, I ask you? If 'tis a fight thou dost desire, dog, then I will fight thee! As for my Lord, I would thou left him, now, or I will fight thee whether thou hast a desire or no!