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[fucking_khakis]

*points at the nearest person*

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

EDIT: Only two guys to a fight. One fight at a time. I don't fight women, but I'll sell you some bada** soap.

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[capital_r]

Will do!

*punches*

[fucking_khakis]

That all you've got?

*punches him back in the gut*

[capital_r]

*scoffs* Did I say that?

*punches back, harder*

[fucking_khakis]

*doubles over laughing and coughing*

Didn't have to - Ghandi would have more power to his punch! Cut the foreplay and really hit me!

*upper cuts him to the chin*

[capital_r]

And who th' hell is Ghandi? *punches in the gut*

[fucking_khakis]

*coughs some blood*

You don't know who Ghandi is? F**k man, not only do you hit like a girl you're in need of some serious education. What the f**k do you do with your life. It's good til the last drop - use it man, use it!

*clocks him across the nose and laughs*

Who would you fight if you could fight one person - anyone?

[capital_r]

*bemused* If he lived after 1832, you're out of luck, m'sieur. If I had a life, then I'd most likely drink. What's the point of education if y' don't live long enough to use it?

*uppercuts to the jaw*

*pauses* I don't know...fighting Enjolras was rather amusing. Yes. Enjolras.

[fucking_khakis]

*falls over and then picks himself back up*

Then do it. Fight him. Walk up and do it.

*punches him in the side*

[capital_r]

*staggers back, then recovers*

Well, what'd be the point of that? Give me a reason.

*punches in the shoulder*

Join us in the chat! ZOMG it would be so much fun.

[fucking_khakis]

*staggers*

How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight? How much can you know about someone else until you've hit them and splayed their blood across your hands? If this guy is a friend or a family member, it'll be an experience you'll both remember longer than any f**king greeting card out of Hallmark.

*cracks him in the elbow*

[capital_r]

*nearly falls*

*laughs* Really? What if he's my significant other? Do tell me, how much can you know about a person if you die for them?

*knees him in the stomach*

[fucking_khakis]

*buckles to his knees*

Depends - did he kill you?

*launches to his feet and barrels into him head first*

[capital_r]

*falls backwards, winded*

No. But I died for him. Does that count?

*rises and punches in the mouth*

[fucking_khakis]

*falls over on his backside*

Almost... but not quite. Not the same as getting one another's sweat and blood over each other on purpose.

*dabs at the blood on his mouth, then extends his other hand*

Good fight.

[capital_r]

*laughs* Well, we've done that before, too. Suppose I could fight him again, though.

*shakes hand and helps him up* Good fight, indeed.

[fucking_khakis]

That's the great thing about fights. You can keep getting into them, this week, next month, in a year. Keeps you on your toes and makes you appreciate the other person more.