Higbee '08: The space initiative

[den_down_unda]

I'm a big supporter of space exploration, and I have a very special goal for my Administration: the first manned mission to the Sun. I think there is much to be learned about how the Sun works and fusion in general. I also think it's a great way to get rid of extremely annoying people

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[anonymous]

Oooooh! Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise!
I'll think on this a little more and get back to you later. But that's what I've got so far.

Um, that was me.

[diadem8]

My daughter logged me out, and I forgot to log back in.

Re: Um, that was me.

[den_down_unda]

An excellent suggestion. Tom Cruise is exactly what we're looking for here.

[jeditigger]

I have long maintained a list of people I consider to be passengers for the one-way shuttle to the surface of the Sun, so I can see you and I are of like minds in some respects. I would add:

Fred Phelps, who takes hatemongering to a new and hurtful level and who I believe is suffering from the most rampant case of latent homosexuality in the history of mankind. If, after his death, silk and lace panties are discovered in his closet, I will consider life a good and just thing.

Donald Trump, for being Donald Trump.

For the figurehead: Karl Rove.

Those are just for starters. I have Helen Hunt and Celine Dion on my shuttle, but that's more spite and vexation than anything.

[den_down_unda]

I was thinking of Fred Phelps. If there is a Hell, he can regard the trip as practice.

[paranoid_monkey]

oooo! yes yes yes yes! and let's send his entire congregation with him!

i also heartily agree with tom cruise.

--pat robertson, for being a self-righteous son of a bitch who i am also willing to bet has lace panties in his closet
--anne coulter, for taking outrageous lying to whole new levels
--micheal savage. only he might be too pathetic, given that he turned hatemongering republican because he couldn't get dates as a leftist.

--katie holmes. i know it's mostly cruise's fault but ... she's annoying.

--tim allen. for reasons which should be obvious.

--tom arnold. just for being the most embarrassingly annoying human being ever.

[paranoid_monkey]

ooo, and micheal douglas. for subjecting the world to his naked ass in /basic instinct/, among many other sins. god that man is gross.

this game is too fun!