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Baltimore Story
So, I read that a reporter asked a person in the Baltimore riot area something like, "If things have been so bad, why hasn't anyone heard about it?".
I wish the interviewee had said, "They haven't heard of it because you are an entertainer, not a journalist!". -
Workplace Safety
Do you think any of the news agencies in Ferguson will get in trouble with OSHA for not providing their reporters with body armor and gas masks? -
Jesus
Jesus is just one of the voices in your head. Whenever he tells you to do something, please get a second opinion. -
Peace through guns
On his deathbed General George Armstrong Custer, after a long and peaceful retirement, reminisced about his meeting with native Americans at the valley of the Little Bighorn, and how lucky they were that everyone had a gun. Since, as everyone knows, if everyone has a gun, no one gets killed, the native American coalition and US Cavalry had a nice -
Progresso? I think not.
E! has reconstituted "Soup" after canning the entire staff. The new recorded production will be retitled "Beene with Bacon Soup", although producers, while snagging Jeffry Beene, have been unable to decide between Roger Bacon or Francis Bacon, after deciding that Kevin Bacon has too many degrees of freedom. -
Alternate Prehistory
Imagine, if you will, that in the dim, and distant past, of trite and hackneyed phrases, that evolution proceeded with minor differences from prehistory as we know it ( Read more... ) -
Power Balance Bracelet
Just found about the Power Balance Bracelet.
"There's a hologram on Daddy's arm
Where all the money goes" -
Word Endings and Computers
The word ending for today is -ola. As in Victrola, Motorola, Rock-ola, and payola. This seems like an ending basically devoted to the commercialization of something, usually a consumer product, but sometimes just a means of grabbing attention for a news story, as in pay-ola. These days they use -gate for that ( Read more... ) -
Beware with whom you do business
Just found out that my insurance agent is a radical right winger working to destroy the American middle class.
I will spending my money elsewhere. -
The founding fathers were anchor babies?
Just like Michelle Malkin?
Who coulda node?
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/8/22/895225/-The-blessings-of-liberty