You know, I'm starting to think my birthday's cursed. Crazy things always happen and for once, it's not my fault. Last year, the sprinkler system at the Agency went off and my padded room turned into a swimming pool. This year, a dinosaur charges into our apartment. Who knows what else'll happen today ( Read more... )

...I know exactly what I want for my birthday.

Hey Hobbesy, since you're the greatest boyfriend ever, you should take me out to lunch. Because you love me and if I have to sit inside one more day, I may redecorate your apartment by tearing down a wall.

Oh, and maybe ask Bigby to join us since we've got important cop things to discuss and all.

...has anybody seen my right leg? It's kind of missing and I'd really like it back.

I'm glad that's over with. Hobbes, thanks for having the Keeper make extra counteragent. It got bad there at the end. He was enjoying the whole thing a little too much.

...Hey, Edge? I know this might be a bad time, but do you think we could meet up somewhere so we can talk?

...television's overrated.

Now reading, that's awesome. No way for real people to end up fighting to the death in a book. Well, unless you wrote it like that, but it doesn't end with the actual person dying because of it.

Bigfoot exists. It's big and hairy and can go invisible.

I have never wished so much before in my life that Hobbes was wrong about his conspiracy theories. Hope it's okay if I work on my cases at the apartment for a while. Don't really think it's good for me to be out and about right now.

...I feel so violated.

As much as I look forward to a new mall going up, it's annoying hearing Squalo complain more than usual. Hopefully they don't take forever to build it.

...and whoever said paranoia isn't contagious should be shot. I swear Hobbes is rubbing off on me.

Maybe I should do something to get into the news again like steal something really valuable. That would be fun. Hobbes would get angry though.

Such a hard decision...

If I see another needle that's not for counteragent, I will stick it in one of my Keeper's eyes. The first thing I do not need after dying and coming back to life is to be used as a human pincushion. And yes, Hobbes, all of my organs are still intact. No need to go hunt people down to find my spleen or anything ( Read more... )