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deadpan_snarker

Sep 12, 2009 20:14

...has anybody seen my right leg? It's kind of missing and I'd really like it back.

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deadpan_snarker September 13 2009, 00:24:02 UTC

My leg. It's gone. Detached. No longer a part of my body. gone!

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deadpan_snarker September 13 2009, 00:26:51 UTC

If I knew, I would tell you. All I remember is going out for drinks with a friend and then next thing I know, I'm back here missing a leg.

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your_zydrate September 13 2009, 08:35:42 UTC

You could always get a new one.

deadpan_snarker September 13 2009, 09:00:35 UTC

But I liked my leg. I'd rather have it back.

your_zydrate September 13 2009, 09:03:30 UTC

How did the perpetrator manage to get it from you in the first place?

deadpan_snarker September 13 2009, 09:11:37 UTC

Guess they must've got it after I went out drinking.

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deadpan_snarker September 13 2009, 09:01:38 UTC

If I can't find my leg, I'll take you up on that.

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deadpan_snarker September 13 2009, 09:12:45 UTC

You gotta let me mourn, man. We were buddies, partners in crime. It takes time to move on.

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itsbritish September 13 2009, 19:41:03 UTC

As far as weird shit that I have stolen or had stolen from me, that is by far at the top of stolen shit.

deadpan_snarker September 13 2009, 20:21:22 UTC

I'm just awesome like that.

itsbritish September 13 2009, 20:29:30 UTC

Congrats.

deadpan_snarker September 14 2009, 14:13:18 UTC

Hey, at least I get a really cool replacement leg if I can't get mine back.

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anathemize September 14 2009, 01:52:15 UTC

...missing...your leg?

deadpan_snarker September 14 2009, 14:09:21 UTC

Yep. Looks like somebody cut it off.

anathemize September 15 2009, 01:44:29 UTC

Ah...that's...