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[deadpan_snarker]

If I see another needle that's not for counteragent, I will stick it in one of my Keeper's eyes. The first thing I do not need after dying and coming back to life is to be used as a human pincushion. And yes, Hobbes, all of my organs are still intact. No need to go hunt people down to find my spleen or anything

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[deadpan_snarker]

I have enough memory gaps from my adventures as a silver-eyed sociopath. I don't need another.

[deadpan_snarker]

Just tell me, Bobby.

[yoro_shiku]

You died?

[deadpan_snarker]

Yep! Was auctioned off and everything.

[yoro_shiku]

Damn.

[deadpan_snarker]

Don't remember a thing, so it wasn't too bad.

[itsbritish]

I always am dying. But then I come back. Or maybe I just thought I died. Did you think you died?

[deadpan_snarker]

I don't remember, but my partner said I died.

[itsbritish]

I need someone to document my deaths. Then I'll know if they're real or not.

Hm, hm, so he was there, huh? Didn't really do much to stop it? Wait, partner, as in "all that implies" partner?

[deadpan_snarker]

Document them? Like what, videotape them?

He was there and apparently fought with an "organ stealer" over my dead body. I don't know what happened, but he would've tried to stop me from dying. Partner in every sense of the word there, but I usually mean coworker.

[cacodemoniac]

...that's good.

[deadpan_snarker]

What's good?

[cacodemoniac]

That you came back.

[deadpan_snarker]

Yeah, I guess it is good.