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[deadpan_snarker]

If I see another needle that's not for counteragent, I will stick it in one of my Keeper's eyes. The first thing I do not need after dying and coming back to life is to be used as a human pincushion. And yes, Hobbes, all of my organs are still intact. No need to go hunt people down to find my spleen or anything

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[itsbritish]

I always am dying. But then I come back. Or maybe I just thought I died. Did you think you died?

[deadpan_snarker]

I don't remember, but my partner said I died.

[itsbritish]

I need someone to document my deaths. Then I'll know if they're real or not.

Hm, hm, so he was there, huh? Didn't really do much to stop it? Wait, partner, as in "all that implies" partner?

[deadpan_snarker]

Document them? Like what, videotape them?

He was there and apparently fought with an "organ stealer" over my dead body. I don't know what happened, but he would've tried to stop me from dying. Partner in every sense of the word there, but I usually mean coworker.

[itsbritish]

No. Well, no. That wouldn't be good. That's like videotaping myself masterbatin'.

Uh huh. So which one is the bitch?

[deadpan_snarker]

Then what do you mean?

My partner is.

[itsbritish]

Have someone else tell me if I really died or not. Or maybe watch me so I don't go wandering off somewhere unsavory.

Good. Better to be the giver than the taker if I have any say in it.

[deadpan_snarker]

So, witness/babysitter?

Especially if you end up in prison.

[itsbritish]

Mmmyeah.

Those poor bastards. That's why I run.

[deadpan_snarker]

Sounds like loads of fun for whoever you find to do it.

Always a good idea.

[itsbritish]

I envy 'em.

Indeed.

[deadpan_snarker]

Oh yeah, I can tell.

[itsbritish]

Well, time to find something shiny.

[deadpan_snarker]

I wish you luck in your search for the elusive shiny.

[itsbritish]

It's always elusive until you find it.

[deadpan_snarker]

Then it's just shiny.