email is down at work.

ass.

our poor IT guy is in hell.

i am bored.

my boobs hurt.

i'm to the part of the after-the-eggs-come-out when my boobs are huge and they hurt.

i kick them...or i would - if my legs bent that way.

hmm. i just took a personality test, posted in the comment section of frogboy's latest entry...and it said this ( Read more... )

I don't really know what to say...I have a lot I need to get off my chest, but I don't know the most constructive, mature, grown-up way to handle myself in this situation ( Read more... )

eggs come out tomorrow morning at 8:30am ( Read more... )

is how they described the size of my eggs this morning ( Read more... )

egg farm - take two ( Read more... )

at work ( Read more... )

weeeelllll - my sister is married! it was such a great day...i'm exhausted and i can't wait to get my hair cut, but it was just so blasted beautiful ( Read more... )

omg -

i just had my first professional massage ever. it was a 20 minutes chair massage from a guy who comes in every friday and does people here. and it's only $17 and i have no idea why i haven't been doing this forever.

i had no idea.

i feel like a new person.

well, a new person in a coma.