i should like to date a boy named jesse
then
when things started to get serious
i would say, 'im jesse's girl'
take that rick springfield.
and i would hum the song to myself all the time
and sometimes,
i would manipulate others into singing it out loud
so i could smirk
and say
but you dont.
have me, that is.
why?  because jesse has me.

it's april
and the snow ( Read more... )

you know i live by double standards ( Read more... )

i just really very much wanted to stay home today ( Read more... )

this is funny, if you dig reading someone's rants, albeit articulate and dead on.
this is funny, if you are comfortable with reading extremely offensive and in your face personal stories about a man you dont know.
and you know, im very comfortable
im like the hanes slogan for comfortable.
so enjoy

alissa24112 (7:57:34 PM): someone's gotta bad memory ( Read more... )

kate posted a link to these fake public service announcements
and she's so right, the beer one is the BEST ONE, i mean, THE BEST ONE.
but coming in a close second would have to be the jellybean one, or the short stature one.. or even the foul one.  actually, the woman who talks about wedding invitations is quite good too.

the girl that does the ( Read more... )

oh what a beautiful day!
nothing can drag me down on a day like this.. and i say nothing with a lot of leniency.  as, of course, pretty much a million things could drag me down.  but im willing to overlook the possibility of that, because its so sunny.
i made myself a tall glass of icewater
went outside
and painted my nails.
then, while they were drying ( Read more... )

how happy are YOU?

the link.  for all those who are emotionally confused and need an online quiz to help them sort out their deep and profound feelings.

i remember when i used to get upset about really trivial things ( Read more... )

often, when others use an excessive amount of functions, i get confused. like, i turn into an illiterate, frustrated little girl. ill give an example.

find friends who make the days bearable and the good times extraordinary

when i see that, my mind is sent into a tizzy.  sure sure, if one really concentrates wicked super hard, its just a sentence ( Read more... )