[This journal is a complete work of fiction. It is merely an interpretation of what Dave Rowntree may say if he happened to have an online journal. It is part of a roleplaying game. If you don't understand that, I recommend reading the disclaimer before continuing. Links to said disclaimer are included in the link line of this journal, all posts ( Read more... )

My New Year's resolution is to do without one. Resolutions are what, after all? Quiet promises that this will be the year. I'll accomplish this one tiny thing and from there I'll achieve all my life goals in a matter of twelve neatly organised calendar months. Bollocks, I say ( Read more... )

Sometimes, when you've known someone long enough, you make your way past the point where you really need words to communicate. All you need is a look, some waggled eyebrows and perhaps a devilish grin to get your point across. Unfortunately, that line was crossed about a decade ago, and I still kept blathering. I suppose that means I will always ( Read more... )

Do you ever stare up at the sky at night and wonder what it is you don't see? For me, about all I can make out is a mirky, dark cloak over the city. You can't even call the colour black because light pollution will never allow it to be that pure. Instead it reminds me of that ugly attempt during childhood to make black out of every paint you have. ( Read more... )

Kate Winslet, you are an inspiration, a muse among mere mortals. When I think about drawing anything, I harken back to that time you stretched out on my couch wearing the prized necklace your other suitor gave you. Bastard. Little did the sucker know what was going on behind closed vehicular doors ( Read more... )

Every day, I wake up with a little more stiffness than the day before. It's difficult for me to remember a time when I passed a morning without my neck or spine singing the protest of the positions I'd found for approximately eight hours of 'healthy' sleep. Some days there will be a heaviness in my bones, the physical embodiment of thunder before ( Read more... )

Give me a break. A man's allowed to have a midlife crisis at least once.

Now let me have a little while to regain my bearing, slip on over to enter_mbp and make this world a better place.

( Drumroll please... )

It just figures that my birthday would fall on Mother's Day. Ha ha!

This is a Public Service Announcement to let the world know that Tim Wheeler is taken by yours truly. Haven't I mentioned this already? Oh well. It bears repeating. Cheers.I considered doing a marquee for that, but I figured that me updating already is enough to induce heart attacks. The scrolling text may kill a bloke outright. How terrible of me ( Read more... )