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[dave_rowntree]

This is a Public Service Announcement to let the world know that Tim Wheeler is taken by yours truly. Haven't I mentioned this already? Oh well. It bears repeating. Cheers.I considered doing a marquee for that, but I figured that me updating already is enough to induce heart attacks. The scrolling text may kill a bloke outright. How terrible of me

Comments

[tim_wheeler]

Let's go be hardcore. My hair is almost there.

[dave_rowntree]

I am prepared. My hands are locking in \m/ position.

[alex_james]

What can I get you when you're already taking control of the members of Ash? Bring me back a Statue of Liberty ashtray.

[dave_rowntree]

Well, there are still two members of Ash you could bag for me. That'd be ace. Other than that, I'm not sure. You've got it, pal.

[kate__winslet]

Haha your poor cat. I thought Tim was mine, what is this?

[dave_rowntree]

We just couldn't hold back any longer. We're running to the hills to give each other mohicans.

[jonnyleemiller]

Apparently Our Timmy's a player because just last week he asked me to be his bride! I smell revolt.

[dave_rowntree]

We were married before that! Hello, have you not seen how long I've worn a wedding ring?

[jonnyleemiller]

OUTRAGE! That's it. He's not my aim icon anymore. See if I ever listen to another Ash record in this lifetime.

[dave_rowntree]

I'm sure we could work out some mutually beneficial agreement here.

[graham__coxon]

I wish you had done a marquee. I would have gone blind but then I could actually put my specs to use.

If your cat is huge, I hope she sits like a human on the sofa.

Sigh, Charlotte. My heart is broken now, Dave. I would still let her eat my brains.

[dave_rowntree]

That'll be in my next post, mate. Just remind me in advance and it's a deal.

She just expands horizontally rather than vertically. Sad but true.

She only eats the brains of evil men who oogle her decomposing body. What are you implying?

[chaz_hatherley]

I could make an exception for Mr Coxon. It would be an honour to eat his brains.