The following conversation transpired last night, as I was in bed with no shirt and the covers up to my chest. Becky was about to climb into bed. Becky Are you naked? Me Actually, I'm wearing Schrödinger's underwear. Becky Schrödinger's underwear? Me Yes. My nudity exists as an indeterminate quantum state, and short of lifting the covers to find ( Read more... )

My Dragon*Con 2009 experience in rhyme.

• Becky's costumes weren't complete; Gibney's rocks for beer and meat!
• Drove a van twice for 12 hours; Dazzled the aquarium with spider powers.
• Spent way too much on hotel liquor; Idiot Hokie fans made me snicker.
• Cristi with leaves was almost nude; Becky gave blood and the poor girl spewed.
• Serge had a fantastic ( Read more... )

Alright, I'm only doing this because I simultaneously expect and dread amusing responses.

Comment with a picture of a fictional character that most reminds you of me! (Stolen from everybody)

To make it interesting, I'll reply with one for you.

I'm sure none of you use Dopplr, but according to my Dopplr itinerary, the talented minakokitty and I will be departing from BWI tonight and flying to San Jose so we can attend OSCON.

I am told we will see Lionel and maybe San Fransisco.

We'll be back Sunday night.

That is all.

Also, oneautumnday, look at my adorable userpic.

So apparently, Blizzard is dropping LAN multiplayer from Starcraft II.

… what??! You actually need to be connected to the Battle.Net Internet service to pwn your loser friends even if all of you are in someone's basement together??!

That's unbounded dickery!

Stuff that rocks

• Firefox 3.5 came out today! It's harder, better, faster, andstronger.
• PHP 5.3 also came out today!

Stuff that sucks

• Over the last week and a half, some tool in Florida has accumulated $800 worth of purchases at gas stations using one of my credit cards. Fortunately, I got everything squared away, I'm not liable for any of it, and ( Read more... )

New And Old Monkey Island Adventures In The Works

Best video game news in years.

"Burn down every island in the Caribbean if you have to, but bring me my bride!... and more slaw! Curse the villains, they never give you enough slaw with these value meals."

I was reading this history of consumer 3D graphics cards a minute ago ( Read more... )

I just saw a van parked in front of my office building belonging to an auto glass repair place. Among other things written on the van, I couldn't help but notice:

Lifetime Guarantee Against Leak's

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Who is this Leak character and what of his are they guaranteeing against? I want to know!

The Bad: Dom DeLuise died! D:

The Good:


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