Is it a really evil-looking doorstop?

[darkschneider]

New And Old Monkey Island Adventures In The Works

Best video game news in years.

"Burn down every island in the Caribbean if you have to, but bring me my bride!... and more slaw! Curse the villains, they never give you enough slaw with these value meals."

Comments

[rspeed]

There is no emoticon which can properly express my shock and joy upon reading this news.

You don't need to see my identification.
I'm not the pirate you're looking for.
I can go about my business.
Move along.