I found a white (presumably Apple) charger in my house when I was cleaning just now.


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I just saw a van parked in front of my office building belonging to an auto glass repair place. Among other things written on the van, I couldn't help but notice:

Lifetime Guarantee Against Leak's

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Who is this Leak character and what of his are they guaranteeing against? I want to know!

For your reading pleasure, an excerpt from a series of events last night while I was mildly intoxicated.
Becky (shows me a cute picture of Deedlit on her laptop) Me Awww… Deidre!
(She then looks at me quizzically and I realize what I've done)
Becky You mean Deedlit? Me Um, yes. Becky Was that a Freudian slip? When you say one thing and mean ( Read more... )

Dustymadlibs time. i need a proper name, a relation, and a verb. MeGeorge Michael, roommate, defenistrate Dustyoh, and a greeting. MeHow's your father? DustyHow's your father? My name is George Michael. You killed my roommate. Prepare to defenistrate. MeWow.

It looks like a college student did some work on implementing a program that calculates the degrees of separation between two Wikipedia articles. It calculates how close Wikipedia articles are by number of clicks (a links to b which links to c, etc…)

My personal favorites that I just tried:

• Rush Limbaugh to Anal sex = 2 clicks (Rush Limbaugh → ( Read more... )

This post has no purpose other than random facts.

Sonic Boom has always been a fucking awesome song. Shut up!

Ubuntu 8.04 is to be released in 9 days.

The Threeway Birthday Party is on Saturday.

Qdoba makes damn good burritos.

I miss Quantum Leap on TV.

minakokitty and I were on our way to the house of enemy_anime. Being quite hungry, I recommended that we stop at Chik-fil-A for some tasty chicken products. Becky ordered a kid's meal because she had eaten not long before. A bit down the road I was dividing up the meals.
BeckyDid I get a cool toy? MeI don't know. I felt a hunk of plastic. (Hands over toy) Becky" ( Read more... )

Today one of the news titles read "House passes stimulus package"-a story about a piece of economic legislation.

Wouldn't it be better if it were "Package stimulus passes house"-a story about a hot girl walking past your property?

I've had this little gem for a couple of years. I laugh harder every time I come back to it.


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A post about life? How often does this happen?

So Becky went to New York this weekend and I stayed home. On Friday I decided to stay home from work; do some cleaning, do some of my own work, and beat Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition (simply awesome). I sat around in an Adidas track suit all day, it was glorious and comfortable. My good pals Dusty ( Read more... )