I almost ran over a dog yesterday. I'm gonna work my way up to humans slowly.

[darkeyedwolf]

OKAY. It has taken a billion years and enough swearing that I think I ran out of words, but my super-huge Arashi picspam is now complete! All you godless heathens who expressed doubt when I flailed that, yes, Arashi really is that gay -- GAZE UPON IN WONDER AND REALIZE YOUR TERRIBLE ERROR

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[spurious]

ARASHIIIII OH GOD HOW ARE THEY SO WONDERFUL I FEEL MORE ORGY COMING ON

[darkeyedwolf]

ARE YOU LYING TO ME

[spurious]

;LAKJSDF;LKJASD HOW COULD I LIE ABOUT SUCH A SERIOUS MATTER AS ARASHI ORGIES. HOW.

[darkeyedwolf]

AJDGHFKFJ;SJDH YOU COULD BE NINO.

[elfiepike]

DAMN YOU.

[darkeyedwolf]

I LOVE YOU ELFIEEEEEE

DON'T YOU JUST ADORE ARASHI RIGHT NOW ELFIEEEEE

[elfiepike]

DAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOU

fuck, now i will have to THINK ABOUT THIS, DAMN YOU.

[darkeyedwolf]

*ENCOURAGES* *ENCOURAGES!!!*

*IS NOT SURE WHAT EXACTLY SHE'S ENCOURAGING, BUT ENCOURAGES NONETHELESS!!*

[feigningsleep]

*GNAWS ON FIST*

I love how your post just made them look gayer to me. I did not know that that was even possible.

[darkeyedwolf]

With every rainbow, my heart grows a little more. And wishes for more nudity. *____*

[feigningsleep]

They ask for it, they really do. Shall I attempt more orgy fic, except with actual porn?

Wait, never mind. That's a y/y question if I've ever seen one~

[darkeyedwolf]

THERE ISN'T ENOUGH YYYYYYY IN THE UNIVERSE.

Will you feed me scraps. *___*

[kegom]

I KNEW YOU WOULD BE ONLINE TONIGHT.

FOR SOME STRANGE REASON I KNEW YOU WOULD BE ONLINE TONIGHT.

See what Arashi has done to me? I've turned psychic. At least when it comes to you and your Arashi-orgy posts. Speaking of Arashi-orgy: How much more orgy do you want? I'm working on one, three other people have already written some (even if they weren't all that high rated - we're talking about ARASHI, it's HARD porning them, they're not "Let's act slutty for the hell of it"-KATTUN!), when will you be satiated?!Anyway: This post is massive LOVE!!! *____________

[darkeyedwolf]

spurious, wintersjuly, and feigningsleep have written one, you and ninjatrauma are working on one, and partaken and wintersjuly totally owe me. .......I'm missing someone, WHO AM I MISSING. I KNOW THERE ARE MORE GOING THAN THAT. I've begged more than that.

...Yeah, cute... but - where are the gropes? Where are the 'he called me while he was completely drunk and told me he loved me' stories? Where are the 'he won't stop touching my ass' complains?

And the drunken karaoke! And the sexual hotels! (Ohno's words, not mine.) And hosts actually asking Arashi if they were aroused by Jun's naked photoshoot!

Oh, my retarded rainbow boyband. Never stop. *________*

[kegom]

... honooko? Didn't she do one of the five things meme for Arashi-orgy, too? *unsure* How can you demand porn and not know who's already written some for you? Bad Wolfie! Into your basket! Uhm, bunk.

And the blow-job-pics... (You know, as hot as it is, the blow-job picture sort of scared me. I do hope no one gets the idea to write a Nino-and-Jun-rape-Ohno-fic, that would be too disturbing! >.<")

Oh, oh, but, Wolfie, I need your help! With those pics I just can't decide:

[darkeyedwolf]

Ho hasn't written an orgy, no matter how prettily I begged. We have to satisfy ourselves with her disgustingly cute Ohmiya. XD

a.) groping Ohno and rubbing his face on his ass at the same time, or is he
b.) practicing for the time he has to deliver Ohno's baby?

fjisdfkldsjf GOD. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE A FANDOM WHERE "GROPING OHNO" AND "DELIVERING OHNO'S BABY" ARE TWO PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE OPTIONS. Arashi twister would be amazing, Sho would have to declare a NO SEX rule for it, or at least an "Aiba, Nino, quit rubbing against people to make them topple over, that's not good sportsmanship" clause.

[elyndys]

I've actually reached the point where I'm having to actively resist the shiny, shiny allure of Arashi. They appeal to my one weakness, overt gay! >.<;;

[darkeyedwolf]

*shifty eyes*

Whenever you, uh. Want to try them. I can hook you up with the... stuff.