I almost ran over a dog yesterday. I'm gonna work my way up to humans slowly.

[darkeyedwolf]

OKAY. It has taken a billion years and enough swearing that I think I ran out of words, but my super-huge Arashi picspam is now complete! All you godless heathens who expressed doubt when I flailed that, yes, Arashi really is that gay -- GAZE UPON IN WONDER AND REALIZE YOUR TERRIBLE ERROR

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[feigningsleep]

*GNAWS ON FIST*

I love how your post just made them look gayer to me. I did not know that that was even possible.

[darkeyedwolf]

With every rainbow, my heart grows a little more. And wishes for more nudity. *____*

[feigningsleep]

They ask for it, they really do. Shall I attempt more orgy fic, except with actual porn?

Wait, never mind. That's a y/y question if I've ever seen one~

[darkeyedwolf]

THERE ISN'T ENOUGH YYYYYYY IN THE UNIVERSE.

Will you feed me scraps. *___*

[feigningsleep]

I'll feed you a four-course dinner or I'll die trying. ♥ It's your fault I even got into them in the first place.

If you meant throwing bits of it at you as it's written, that too. :D

It might take a while, though. The word "cock" makes me laugh, and my mental picture of an orgy is...well, there's five holes (not including mouths) and five...things to fill those holes, so if they stand in a circle and plug the hole in front of them and wiggle...? (Don't worry, whatever I write won't actually be like that, my mind is just... x__x)

[darkeyedwolf]

*dies* Sex doesn't have to be a conga line! GO AT YOUR OWN PACE. ... Just not Ohno's. Because then the sex would never happen, he'd be too busy painting his mother or something.

[feigningsleep]

I know - writing anything, let alone writing orgy!fic (even orgy fic where porn is conspicuously absent) is like actually having been through an orgy several times over. Meaning recovery time is needed. XD At least, that's what it's like for me. Even just reading everything through gets me tired~

CONGA LINES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME FOR ME AGAIN. (So that's the phrase I was looking for to describe my brain's weird orgy theories!)

[darkeyedwolf]

Stamina! Orgies as stamina training, when Aiba gets a little too out of breath during practice one day.

I'm telling you, anything can be twisted for orgyfic. :DV

[feigningsleep]

Oh god, Wolfie, I went over this post again and this:

Sho, in a fit of frustration and "why won't fandom ever get me laid," decides to systematically go through all of Arashi.

*twitches* I vote that a "Get Sho Laid" campaign get started, but then again what with all the orgy!fic being encouraged, I'm not sure if that's necessary...

Nevertheless, I got bit by a fic bunny that basically wants Sho to get laid. I'm so weak. :(((

[darkeyedwolf]

WEAK BUT BEAUTIFUL. WEAK BUT I LOVE YOU A LOT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DO IT. (DO IIIIIT.) *_____*