I almost ran over a dog yesterday. I'm gonna work my way up to humans slowly.
OKAY. It has taken a billion years and enough swearing that I think I ran out of words, but my super-huge Arashi picspam is now complete! All you godless heathens who expressed doubt when I flailed that, yes, Arashi really is that gay -- GAZE UPON IN WONDER AND REALIZE YOUR TERRIBLE ERROR
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FOR SOME STRANGE REASON I KNEW YOU WOULD BE ONLINE TONIGHT.
See what Arashi has done to me? I've turned psychic. At least when it comes to you and your Arashi-orgy posts. Speaking of Arashi-orgy: How much more orgy do you want? I'm working on one, three other people have already written some (even if they weren't all that high rated - we're talking about ARASHI, it's HARD porning them, they're not "Let's act slutty for the hell of it"-KATTUN!), when will you be satiated?!Anyway: This post is massive LOVE!!! *____________ ( ... )
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...Yeah, cute... but - where are the gropes? Where are the 'he called me while he was completely drunk and told me he loved me' stories? Where are the 'he won't stop touching my ass' complains?
And the drunken karaoke! And the sexual hotels! (Ohno's words, not mine.) And hosts actually asking Arashi if they were aroused by Jun's naked photoshoot!
Oh, my retarded rainbow boyband. Never stop. *________*
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And the blow-job-pics... (You know, as hot as it is, the blow-job picture sort of scared me. I do hope no one gets the idea to write a Nino-and-Jun-rape-Ohno-fic, that would be too disturbing! >.<")
Oh, oh, but, Wolfie, I need your help! With those pics I just can't decide:
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a.) groping Ohno and rubbing his face on his ass at the same time, or is he
b.) practicing for the time he has to deliver Ohno's baby?
fjisdfkldsjf GOD. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE A FANDOM WHERE "GROPING OHNO" AND "DELIVERING OHNO'S BABY" ARE TWO PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE OPTIONS. Arashi twister would be amazing, Sho would have to declare a NO SEX rule for it, or at least an "Aiba, Nino, quit rubbing against people to make them topple over, that's not good sportsmanship" clause.
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WE ARE IN A FANDOM WHERE EVEN THE SEMPAI THINK OHNO'S SO STUPID HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE A CELL-PHONE! WE'RE IN A FANDOM WHERE A GUY HURTS HIMSELF BECAUSE HE THOUGHT OF ALCOHOL!!!
HOW CAN WE EVER OUT-CRACK THATArashi twister ...probably happened at some point, but the staff broke it up ten minutes into the game on account of various pieces of clothing starting to fly through the room ( ... )
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It could be a photoshoot... or a drunken idea of fun... Arashi in a hotel room, bored and horny... THEY COULD WATCH PORN TOGETHER AGAIN. AND THEN. THE ASS-CRABS.
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That is so, so wrong. XD
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Uhm...this is what happens when you get a bunch of soon-to-be teachers in one room...? ^^" (I swear, that's what we played one night. It was ...interesting, to say the least.)
They should play it on Shukudai-kun. Ogura-san could be the referee.
THEY COULD WATCH PORN TOGETHER AGAIN. AND THEN. THE ASS-CRABS.
For some reason this reminds me of a bad horror movie:
"THE RETURN OF THE ASS-CRABS!"
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*Goes back to watch*
With Arashi, it seems even the most innocent-looking things are not as they appear.
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No, they aren't. Because Arashi are all cheerful perverts underneath their innocent and friendly exterior. Especially polite and collected Sho.
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See? Ohno's doing the ass-crab thing ALREADY! It's practically CANON! XDDD (Ok, you put your arms a bit differently, because it's rather hard to look where you're going when your arms are over your head; but hey, it's nearly the same thing!)
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