I almost ran over a dog yesterday. I'm gonna work my way up to humans slowly.
OKAY. It has taken a billion years and enough swearing that I think I ran out of words, but my super-huge Arashi picspam is now complete! All you godless heathens who expressed doubt when I flailed that, yes, Arashi really is that gay -- GAZE UPON IN WONDER AND REALIZE YOUR TERRIBLE ERROR
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And the blow-job-pics... (You know, as hot as it is, the blow-job picture sort of scared me. I do hope no one gets the idea to write a Nino-and-Jun-rape-Ohno-fic, that would be too disturbing! >.<")
Oh, oh, but, Wolfie, I need your help! With those pics I just can't decide:
What, exactly, is Jun DOING there?!
Is he
a.) groping Ohno and rubbing his face on his ass at the same time, or is he
b.) practicing for the time he has to deliver Ohno's baby? (Because Sho, who'd normally take care of Ohno, freaks out at the thought of DELIVERING A BABY, Nino gets sick and has to hold Ohno's hand anyway and no one trusts Aiba anymore after he off-handedly commented that female animals always get their babies without help, so Ohno should be fine on his own.)
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a.) groping Ohno and rubbing his face on his ass at the same time, or is he
b.) practicing for the time he has to deliver Ohno's baby?
fjisdfkldsjf GOD. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE A FANDOM WHERE "GROPING OHNO" AND "DELIVERING OHNO'S BABY" ARE TWO PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE OPTIONS. Arashi twister would be amazing, Sho would have to declare a NO SEX rule for it, or at least an "Aiba, Nino, quit rubbing against people to make them topple over, that's not good sportsmanship" clause.
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WE ARE IN A FANDOM WHERE EVEN THE SEMPAI THINK OHNO'S SO STUPID HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE A CELL-PHONE! WE'RE IN A FANDOM WHERE A GUY HURTS HIMSELF BECAUSE HE THOUGHT OF ALCOHOL!!!
HOW CAN WE EVER OUT-CRACK THAT?!
Arashi twister ...probably happened at some point, but the staff broke it up ten minutes into the game on account of various pieces of clothing starting to fly through the room.
Ahahaha, the "NO SEX rule" would be awesome! It would be an exercise in mental control for all of them, because even Sho couldn't stick to his own rules!
Oh God. I just thought of something.
Do you happen to know the "ass-crab" game? (OK, that's not it's real name, I guess, but I only know this name)
It's this game where you have to get on your hands and feet with your back to the ground (like a crab) and you lose when your ass touches the ground. And all the other "crabs" are allowed to trip you and try to get your ass to touch the ground, so they actually climb all over you and grind down on your lap with their bottoms.
Try imagine Arashi doing that. *__*
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It could be a photoshoot... or a drunken idea of fun... Arashi in a hotel room, bored and horny... THEY COULD WATCH PORN TOGETHER AGAIN. AND THEN. THE ASS-CRABS.
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That is so, so wrong. XD
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Uhm...this is what happens when you get a bunch of soon-to-be teachers in one room...? ^^" (I swear, that's what we played one night. It was ...interesting, to say the least.)
They should play it on Shukudai-kun. Ogura-san could be the referee.
THEY COULD WATCH PORN TOGETHER AGAIN. AND THEN. THE ASS-CRABS.
For some reason this reminds me of a bad horror movie:
"THE RETURN OF THE ASS-CRABS!"
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*Goes back to watch*
With Arashi, it seems even the most innocent-looking things are not as they appear.
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No, they aren't. Because Arashi are all cheerful perverts underneath their innocent and friendly exterior. Especially polite and collected Sho.
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See? Ohno's doing the ass-crab thing ALREADY! It's practically CANON! XDDD (Ok, you put your arms a bit differently, because it's rather hard to look where you're going when your arms are over your head; but hey, it's nearly the same thing!)
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