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seven. video.
[Oh, look, it's Petronilla the Porcupine! She's somehow managed to turn on the communicator, and now she's staring at you. Looking displeased ( Read more... ) -
six. audio. you can thank her later, barge.
Svetlana!
Svetlana, you useless woman, I need you! I've been ill all morning, my back aches, and I haven't been able to eat for days!
Surely it's not too much to ask that you pry yourself away from him for an hour so you can tend to your sick inmate? That's why you're here, isn't it? To help me, not to cavort - and God knows what else - with ( Read more... ) -
five. audio. plotting some evil, keeping it short 'n sweet
[Private to Svetlana]
I have been ill, but now I know why. I have not had my cleansing in two months.
You do know of what I speak, right? My cleansing.
[Private to Neil Howie]
Shall we pray together soon? My soul suffers without the Word of God to cheer it.
[Private to Blonsky]Tell me, my brave soldier, have you spoken to my warden yet? Have ( Read more... ) -
four. audio.
Seems I can't escape all this talk of marriage. Death may have brought me away from my husband and his wretched father, but the last - what did you call it? Was it still a flood? The last flood dragged me right back into matrimony and misery. That woman was not me, but she was just as displeased with her husband as I was with mine. At least this ( Read more... ) -
three. sir hubert says hello. sort of.
[HEY BARGE. IT'S SIR HUBERT DE VILERS, PETRONILLA'S LOVING FATHER-IN-LAW. He's managed to turn on the camera, but he doesn't really know how to use it, and so for a good minute or two he's staring into it like it's a mirror.]
Damned thing. [He pats down his wild greying hair and beard, still peering into the screen.] Gilbert would know how to use ( Read more... ) -
2. she's still kind of a jerk.
[It's voice this time. Oh, Petronilla's still vain as hell, but gone is her urge to stab people in the face when she doesn't get what she wants ( Read more... ) -
1. petronilla introduces herself
[Since Petronilla is illiterate and vain, she's spent the last day trying to figure out how to use the video function on the communication device. She finally turns it on and looks triumphantly into the camera - well, half-triumphantly, because she's pointing it at a spot just above her shoulder - but you can see her face and and the neat folds of ( Read more... )