I'll just leave this here:

Wode by Boudicca

I'm not even sure if this perfume is for real . . . and if it is, exactly *what* thought process was involved in its design. o_O

If anyone ever wanted to bribe me to do something, a bar of this stuff would go a LONG way:


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This is . . . perhaps not as terrifying as I would have liked (ganked from danu_mactire):

More breaking news from the Pacific Northwest: "Man Accidentally Shoots Self in Testicles."

Yow. Those DIY vasectomies are brutal.

(Be sure to read the comments thread -- some of it's pure gold!)

Every now and then, one can get a good laugh from the home shopping channels (and given that we're "blessed" with so many of the ^#*@^&*(%^&! things via our basic cable package, I suppose that's a silver lining). countessaleska and I managed to get some serious lulz this weekend out of a couple lines of makeup being sold, and I just had to share. The names are ( Read more... )

countessaleska to Fry: "Stop that!"

Me: "What's he doing now?"

Aleska: "Chewing on your crossbow."

Ah, only around *this* place . . . XD

Via catyuy. No idea where some of the images come from, but I'd say the first three in particular are spot-on. ;) (Warning -- big! Lots of images, will nom dialup/bandwidth.)

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So I was trying to relax and get to sleep last night, and was cruising inconsequential/silly websites to turn off my brain. I ended up on the Cosmopolitan website (don't ask how), which isn't exactly my usual stomping ground, and for the hell of it clicked on an article entitled "Date ideas Men Love."It's long been my pet theory that the writers ( Read more... )

Hey, all. *waves* The fast news is, my life is exploding; expect me to get very scattershot about posting and commenting and replying to comments until next Monday. I seriously *read* everything I can, I'm just terrible about saying things back, for which I apologize. Note that, by the end of today, I plan to sign up at help_haiti, and I'll post here ( Read more... )

You decide.


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