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Gobble
Why don't we decorate our houses for Thanksgiving? -
Words of Wisdom
I sat down with the intent to write something clever, but nothing's coming . . . . Oh wait! . . . No, never mind. I nearly had something there, but it's gone now. Writer's Block is annoying and Creative Blocks are even worse, but Clever Blocks are just horrible!
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If Someone Stares At Your Foresight, Laugh It Off
I’ve spent the majority of my life living by the theory that Bad Things Only Happen When You Least Expect Them. At a rather young age, I elaborated on this and came to the conclusion that If Bad Things Happen When You Least Expect Them, Then Always Expect Them, and They Will Never Happen ( Read more... ) -
One of these days . . . they have banned smoking on airplanes
One of these days, I plan to write a book and a play ( Read more... ) -
My Day (Part Two)
Not much else happened the rest of the day. -
My Day (Part One)
Today I woke up at 6:30 a.m. because my mother was doing something in the kitchen that required lots of noise. I did the usually morning activities, played with my new kitten, Hugo The Killer Whale, and then drove out to the college for some Intro to Graphic Design. I took a nap when I returned home and made the life-altering decision that I should ( Read more... ) -
You Know?
My brain is scattered at the moment. I can't really think about anything specific, except for the fact that I can't think of anything specific. It's like . . . you know. The only way to describe is to use that word, the one that's-- you know?
I know you know.
Because you know everything.
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Knowledge (That Ravenous Willow Tree Named Steve)
Something you ought to know:
I bought a new shampoo today that smells like coconuts. I like the smell of coconuts.
Something you probably ought not to know:
My real name is Jess, but I feel more like a Daisy and my greatest fear is being stepped on by a shoe, whose shoelaces are untied and has bubble gum stuck to them. This shoe would be named ( Read more... ) -
A Horribly Terrible Thing
I suddenly got the terrible feeling that I may never.
Wouldn't that be terrible? If I never? I think it would be horribly terrible, very very horribly terrible. It would be atrocious! An atrocity, I say! An atrocity, I say again! It would be a shame, I shout!
It would be a heinous, unfortunate circumstance brought upon me by my ever-insistent urge ( Read more... )
