Knowledge (That Ravenous Willow Tree Named Steve)
Something you ought to know:
I bought a new shampoo today that smells like coconuts. I like the smell of coconuts.
Something you probably ought not to know:
My real name is Jess, but I feel more like a Daisy and my greatest fear is being stepped on by a shoe, whose shoelaces are untied and has bubble gum stuck to them. This shoe would be named Steve, after the Ravenous Willow Tree that I'm afraid will take up all of my water and leave my roots to dry out, causing my petals to fall off. (This will, naturally, take place before I get stepped on and I do not fear it as much, for, as you may not know, Daisies are known for their ability to survive without water for an extended period of time that is no less than what it can handle. They are also good at growing very deep roots, which is why they're so smart.)