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I have become certain that when those bible dudes living in the desert were talking about the eternal flames of hell, all they really meant was humidity.

I drank Chinese milk today, or rather I drank cream. I think those little creamers in restaurants for your coffee have less fat in them.

I may have also eaten candy. I wouldn't swear by it, but it may have happened.

Also, I should post more, before I forget everything that happens.

Hoorah, the internet works again ( Read more... )

China! I am alive, but the internet connection here is incredibly slow. I believe it has to do with the earthquake in South Asia a few weeks ago. Chinese sites load slowly, but they actually load, while many American sites (namely my e-mail, and for that matter any page at CMU, and Suikox) never load at all. I tried an internet cafe, but after 30 ( Read more... )

This morning my family left for Chicago so I can get on a plane to Beijing tomorrow. Only a half-hour in our tire exploded. Then the battery died from too much blinker action on the side of the road. It's certainly an auspicious start ( Read more... )

What the hell? This 2007 business still hasn't sunk in ( Read more... )

I got two ties for Christmas this year.

I am one step closer to total death of the soul.

And I am home.

Looks like I'm getting a D in screenwriting since the teacher wouldn't take the script a day late. Man I suck. Still, I managed to write 26 pages of screenplay in 48 hours. I just needed to start earlier.

Hopefully going to Beijing will shake this fucking malaise out of my system.

This isn't really worth posting, except the last line.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )