This isn't really worth posting, except the last line.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
da_shrewgod sent to me...
Twelve lisaofdooms drumming
Eleven schalakids piping
Ten celestillys a-leaping
Nine gandyalfs dancing
Eight chibisophias a-milking
Seven xenogears a-swimming
Six rpgs a-laying
Five shre-e-e-ews
Four wild strawberries
Three royal tenenbaums
Two video games
...and a fatigue in a carnegie mellon university.
I am late for everything.