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Something occurred to me yesterday that I thought was pretty funny. Everyone knows that Cristopher Lloyd is Dr. Emmett Brown in the Back to the Future movies, in which he builds a time-travelling car. He also plays a Klingon commander in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. At the end of the movie, Kirk kills him and steals his ship. And what does ( Read more... )

Go to your music player of choice and put it all on shuffle. Say the
following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song
title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me, Winamp?
Hollow - A Perfect Circle
Ooo, burned!

Will I have a happy life?
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Jesus H. Christ. Horrible, horrible adaptation of the book. It wasn't funny. It wasn't witty. It wasn't anywhere near a suitable version of Douglas Adams' book. It changed things that didn't need to be changed, it made things up that made no sense at all, and failed to explain half of everything else. Infinite Improbability Drive? Barely a word. ( Read more... )

I have formed the opinion that Tuxedo Mask is an absolutely ridiculous character on multiple counts. For one, his name = his outfit. He wears a tuxedo and a silly opera mask. Secondly, his powers. He can...what? Throw roses at people? Kristy informs me that he has a magical cane that can poke people in the eyes. Good job, there. I'm sure he'd ( Read more... )

Didn't get very good scores till I wipped out the middle name. I knew it was good for something.

This thing never gets updated. Ah well. Not much interesting to say, really. My last final (final final?) is tomorrow, then I gets to goes home for X-Mas break. I recently discovered that there's a Star Wars Lego game in the making....that's right, you play as Star Wars Lego-People. And fly Star Wars Lego-Vehicles. Interesting. Also, I have no ( Read more... )

I miss the desks at Pinkerton. They were the most convenient for cracking your back in various ways. Then again, I really don't know how healthy it is to make those kinds of noises come from my spine, so maybe it's good that I don't have access to those desks. Who knows?

Yesterday, I worked at Bushel Basket. One of the prizes for said game is a stuffed Powerpuff Girl. One young man remarked, "Dude, you should get Bubbbles. Bubbles is hot."

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...the Powerpuff Girls are kindergarten-aged CARTOONS.

TV Land plays some of the weirdest shit I've ever seen during the wee hours of the morning. Around 1:00ish last night I was flipping through the channels when I saw this....freakish, green, tentacley, seaweedy thing scurrying about a house. And later I found out he wasn't the only one. Picture the bastard child of that huge hairy muppet monster and ( Read more... )