Yeah, this thing has been pretty dead since before X-Mas vacation, so I decided to post something to see if anyone still checks in or not....and I made Earthworm Jim my avatar. Because he is cool, like Thundercats and smoking cigarettes. Umm...yeah, still hating the Jesuit school. Keene State has already accepted, still waiting to hear from Clark ( Read more... )

Four more finals and I be done with this nonsense. I look forward to steadying wobbly tables with my philosophy books. In more important news: OK, the pran so far for ROTK is as follows...we assemble around 9ish, probably at X's house, assuming that's alright with her. If not, we'll find someplace else. I'ma pick up Adam and Jason on the way. ( Read more... )

Well, Whore-Semen-Saturday went fairly well, I think, if not spectacularly. There were complications, some of which I sired, others I didn't, but all told I think people generally enjoyed themselves...at least no one cried. I think. In other news, I GET TO DUMP THIS SHITHOLE IN TWO WEEKS!!!! AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU, SCRANTON!!! DIE!!! And, ( Read more... )

VidManiac2: Norton winz for deciding that Windows XP doesn't need rescue disks.

ManiacalCynic: Maybe it needs...Rescue Rangers!

VidManiac2: Chip and Dale would be too busy double-teaming Gadget while Monty humps a chunk of Swiss cheese.

Ok, so The Matrix: Revolutions comes out early November...the 5th, I think...but I generally like to go to movies with friends/sometimes family, or specifically in this case, Kristy, and I won't be coming home until the 26th or so, so that's a good three weeks where I will be vulnerable to plot spoilers and such that may ruin the movie for me. I ( Read more... )

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I've got dibs on the "Weapons of Mass Seduction" gag.

I'm glad Kristy got me in the habit of staying for the credits of movies. It has led to such interesting discoveries as the fact that in the credits for Underworld, there are 11 Lazlo's, 7 Gyorgy's, and 5 Zoltan's (First names)...as well as Mr. "Flaaarghh" in the credits of Freddy vs Jason...and the seclet monkey ending of Pirates of the Caribbean ( Read more... )

I found this amusing to goof around with. Make your own silly subtitles to the foreign movie and share them with others!....like me! Cuz I'm bored!

There is not a w00t big enough for this past weekend, and so I must construct one so big that it's an affront to God himself. Friday: Kristy, Arex, and Kate arrive in Scranton in good time and after a brief game of something similar to Marco-Polo (only with cell phones), they were found by me on my campus. We hang out in the hotel for a bit and go ( Read more... )

Life would be more fun if I was a master of time. Cuz then I could skip over the inevitable boredom that will accompany this coming week and skip right to the weekend which will no doubt be funtastical. 1337 gaming and 1337 girlfriend time are definately two things I'm lacking out here in the suckvillage of Scranton (naturally the girlfriend time ( Read more... )