To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger ( Read more... )

I hope you’re all QUITE aware by this juncture in the Cunninglinguyst canon of just how very MUCH I enjoys me a daily smattering of celebrity-related news. Not to get too “18th century British aristocracy” on the mutha or anything, but I can honestly say-with only the CRISPEST of enunciation, mind you-the following about the institution of ( Read more... )

CRISPIN HELLION GLOVER!!! Huzzah ( Read more... )

To continue with my original thought, I heard this morning that Harvey Weinstein, head of the Weinstein Company (ancillary faction of Miramax and primary distributor of Tarantino’s films, among others’ fare), has basically vowed to split the two features comprising “Grindhouse” into two separate movies-as had been the original schema for theatrical ( Read more... )

Granted, the following doesn't compare to the ever-impending headline of “U.S.A. Attacks Iran As Ahmadinejad Proven To Be O.J. & Anna Nicole's Love Child,” global import-wise, but it’ll do... Over the weekend, I went to the local movie theatre and saw “Grindhouse,” the thusly-dubbed “double-feature” from indie director-turned-sellout, Robert ( Read more... )

Here are two recent articles from The Onion-which I’m NOT an avid fan of, before you ask; I’ve just been over-bored lately, I guess (just ask my stockpile of ossified socks if you don’t believe me)-that summarily describe most of the activity that transpires on the Cunninglingust anti-blog at any given time. If one were to somehow take the ( Read more... )

BASTARDS! As those of the Cunninglinguyst readership intimate enough with me to engage in the occasional "conversation"-[shudder]-are probably well aware of by this point, my personal "take" on the institution of Television isn't one of even low-key half-admiration. I just flat-out HATE the shit. Granted, there are more than likely a FEW diamonds- ( Read more... )

A Nader Automotive Group service writer, upon overhearing a video clip from a previous date’s posting on this very web site as it is being watched by another employee; a clip in which Andrés Segovia performs Mozart’s “Variations On A Theme” via the classical guitar: “I feel like I’m about to be ass-raped just LISTENING to this crap ( Read more... )

MICHAEL JACKSON CLUE ( Read more... )

Wow. I'd heard tale--AND witnessed first-hand, actually, what with the ever-dwindling amount of [interesting/thought-requisite/longer-than-two-sentences] posts in my "Friends" page of late--that LiveJournal had an über-apathizing effect upon its user, but, until recently, I'd never fallen victim to such a side effect MYSELF. I guess I can no longer ( Read more... )