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1. Who do you think would fart louder, House or Wilson?

Wilson.  But he'd hide in the bathroom, 'cause he's embarassed.

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This is my entry for the House/Wilson Slash/Porn Fest, prompt #4.

Word count: 5500
Genre: slash, angst, fluff
Rating: NC-17
House/Wilson, Foreman, Chase
Author's note: House and Wilson are living together happily in the condo, some time in the near future.
Warning: Fluffy as hell, and my personal bete noir, cherubs.

“I told you, Wilson, I want to go to ( Read more... )

Okay, f-list, here's the deal. I've written 50 chapters of  "The Princess And The Peeved" (actually, I'm still working on Chapter 50).  I have written a bunch of sex scenes, and frankly, I'm running out of ideas.  So I am asking you beautiful, wonderful, hopeless perverted people to

COME UP WITH PORN PROMPTS!

Here are the parameters:

No real torture ( Read more... )