Nice Day For A White Wedding

[cuddyclothes]

This is my entry for the House/Wilson Slash/Porn Fest, prompt #4.

Word count: 5500
Genre: slash, angst, fluff
Rating: NC-17
House/Wilson, Foreman, Chase
Author's note: House and Wilson are living together happily in the condo, some time in the near future.
Warning: Fluffy as hell, and my personal bete noir, cherubs.

“I told you, Wilson, I want to go to

Comments

[cresty_on_ry]

That. Was. So. Cute. :D Needless to say, I love bad-boy-really-good-at-gay-sex!Wilson and his adorable relationship with House. :D

The bit with Chase was awesome and Foreman as the best man was hilarious.

Great job! :)

[cuddyclothes]

Thank you for reading!! It was fun to write.

[babyboyjon]

it was fun to read. i love the "Father of The Bride" references ^_^. and i loved House's outburst in the back yard. can just hear the impending freak out music lmao XD and yeah what cresty_on_ry said about "bad-boy-really-good-at-gay-sex!Wilson" lol

[cuddyclothes]

Yeah, I kept adding more and more guck from weddings I've been to. I had to figure out how much veil Wilson would consent to...a train seemed a tad much.

[srsly_yes]

Very humorous story and very sweet.

Wilson convinced his mother not to let his brother be the best man. Instead, he picked Foreman, for two reasons.
1) Nothing fazed Foreman;
2) Nothing fazed Foreman.
--Foreman is my new hero.

I was relieved when Wilson came down the aisle in a tuxedo, and then the veil cracked me up. Not an entirely impossible thing to do for a mom. Especially for schizomomzilla.

For getting the whole [H]ouse cast into the story you get bonus points. For leaving out Cuddy, double bonus points.

[cuddyclothes]

Ooo, bonus points! Cool!

I love Foreman, so he had to be in the story.

[bookfan85]

"House slid down further into the coach"

I think you mean "couch" because out of context people with dirty minds could think something else *winks* lol

[cuddyclothes]

Whoops! *off to edit*

[sara_tsuzuki]

LOL cute fluff and funny stuff!

[cuddyclothes]

Thank you!

[_slytherin_girl]

I absolutely love how your mind works. The chreubs, the pie, the tackiest wedding decorations of all time, and more than that, you beautifully showed how much they care about each other. Brava!

[cuddyclothes]

Thanks! It was my first attempt at real slash. Thank God I've been writing all that porn from House's POV in "The Princess And The Peeved"! (If you recall, the latest chapter had food sex, and I guess I was still thinking about it!)

[_slytherin_girl]

It was a great first attempt! Oh man, if you're doing this well on your first attempt at slash, maybe I should try het? ..... Maybe not. LOL! Great job anyways.

And yes! I do remember the food smexxing. How could I forget. Mmm food porn. :D