Housewilsonlol Meme of Doom
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1. Who do you think would fart louder, House or Wilson?
Wilson. But he'd hide in the bathroom, 'cause he's embarassed.
2. Does House remind you more of Cheetos or Pixie Stix?
Cheetos, definitely.
3. If House falls in the forest and Wilson's not there, does he scream an expletive?
No. He says, "Gosh oh golly, I fell down. Whoopsie!"
4. If House and Wilson kissed, who would shove their tongue in the other's mouth first?
Depends what position they're in. Like House hanging upside down like Spiderman and Wilson being the girl.
5. What kind of architecture does their relationship remind you of?
Twin Towers. Before the airplanes
6. House wants to watch Spongebob, but Wilson wants to watch a rerun of Scarecrow and Mrs. King. Who should win?
House. Nobody should have to watch Scarecrow and Mrs. King.
7. If House and Wilson met Pierce Brosnan, what do you think they would say?
H: "You made a really faggy James Bond."
W: "Who's your tailor?"
8. Does Wilson remind you more of Six Sigma or a Desert Eagle?
Taking the 5th on that one.
9. Why do you think there are no House dolls action figures?
There are House inaction figures.
10. Would you buy a Cameron one just to melt it in the microwave?
No, it would keep telling me not to. Besides, I can't afford a new microwave.
11. Seriously she's one of the worst characters on anything ever.
12. If Wilson shot himself, do you think he would put the gun against his temple or in his mouth?
Whichever would make the least mess. And he'd do it in the bathroom for easy clean-up.
13. Which characters on iCarly do House and Wilson most remind you of?
Don't watch iCarly. My bad.
14. How long does it take you to get off after reading good smut?
Really good smut? I'm stuck to my desk chair.
15. If House was an episode of Married...with Children, which episode would he be?
He'd be the one where the bigoted dumbass's wife is begging for sex while their daughter dresses like a stupid tramp and the son gets in trouble for some illicit activity...oh, wait, that's all of them.
16. Where do you think Wilson buys his clothes and how much do you think he pays for them?
Syms. Where an educated consumer is their best customer. Wilson never pays retail.
17. How many days in a row do you think House wears his T-shirts before he washes them?
Four.
18. Which side of the bed do you think House and Wilson would sleep on?
a. separately? Middle.
b. together? House on the left so he could face Wilson; Wilson has to sleep on the right, even though he doesn't like it 'cause it's too near the window and the sunlight wakes him up, no matter what he does with the curtains.
19. If Wilson was a foreign language, what swear word would he be? (can also be a phrase)
О, глупости, забравих да си измия пениса. Latin
20. When House buys DVDs, do you think he uses cash or a credit card?
Wilson's credit card (guarantee that 100% of people will give this answer. It's canon, man.)
21. Who could eat more Chicken McNuggets, House or Wilson?
House. He's one of those annoying people who can eat as much as he wants and never gains weight.
22. Who could fit more Chicken McNuggets in their mouth at once?
Wilson. He has chipmunk cheeks.
23. If House put a lampshade on his head, what color would the lampshade be?
Black and red paisley. 'Cause he's cool like that.
24. What flavor of vodka would Wilson be?
Cinnamon, if such a thing exists. Or blueberry.
25. Bartles & Jaymes -- which one reminds you more of House, and of Wilson?
Do they even make that shit anymore?
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