Comments | cuddyclothes: And Now, A Word From House's Leg

cuddyclothes

And Now, A Word From House's Leg

May 21, 2010 18:55

A/N: In the interests of equal time, I am putting aside all questions of Huddy or Hilson, and am letting House's leg speak its mind about Season Six.

I’m not a doctor, but I play one on tv. Actually, part of one. I am Gregory House’s leg. No, not the pretty left one, the ugly rarely seen crapped up right one. I had major problems with Season Six, ( Read more... )

silliness, house, crack, boner, vicodin, weirdness, infarction

Comments 49

the_scarlet_ros May 21 2010, 23:05:18 UTC

I'm laughing so hard I can't breath. For serious.

THANKS FOR NOTHING, MOTHERFUCKERS = Gold.

cuddyclothes May 22 2010, 01:08:35 UTC

Thank you for reading and commenting! I'm so glad I made you laugh!

asnightbird May 21 2010, 23:13:40 UTC

This was hilarious!

BTW, House was originally in a wheelchair, but Shore gave him the cane instead, because the wheelchair was too much of a pain.

cuddyclothes May 22 2010, 01:03:43 UTC

I like your pun! Thank you for reading!

asnightbird May 25 2010, 15:39:26 UTC

It was unintentional, I assure you! Didn't even realize what I'd written until I saw your comment. LOL!!!!

bedawyn May 21 2010, 23:14:23 UTC

Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you! If only TPTB could get this clue.

cuddyclothes May 22 2010, 01:04:08 UTC

No, thank YOU! Your icon is beautiful!

bedawyn May 22 2010, 04:29:40 UTC

Ah, but I can't take the credit for that -- it's from a wolfy photo calendar years ago. :-)

luna_argentea May 21 2010, 23:19:51 UTC

After I got to the "WRONG, ASSWIPES!" bit I couldn't help but imagine the leg speaking with the voice of Beavis (from Beavis and Butt-head), which made it even funnier. :D

cuddyclothes May 22 2010, 01:05:24 UTC

CORNHOLIO ICON FOR THE WIN! Yes, I still hear Butt-head's voice in my brain sometimes, although I think he might have said "assmunch." Thanks!

luna_argentea May 23 2010, 22:18:05 UTC

He needs t.p. for his bunghole! Cornholio is a great American cultural icon IMO. I can confirm that both B. & B. do indeed say "asswipe", among various other insults (including "assmunch", "buttmunch" and "buttwipe"!), as I was recently watching some episodes on You Tube, which is why they sprang to mind when I read House's leg's rant. :)

cuddyclothes May 23 2010, 23:54:18 UTC

Huh-huh-huh...you said tube. Huh-huh.

brindlewolf May 21 2010, 23:20:07 UTC

Lmao! Awesome! What a kewl idea ... here's a plot bunny for your well-developed talents: how about an essay from Wilson's wandering eye ... telling what it's REALLY seeing?? <3

cuddyclothes May 22 2010, 01:05:59 UTC

I'm guessing it would be limited to the side of his nose, but I will give it some thought! Thanks!