Ben and I had a fantastic fucking weekend. Thanks to all of you who were a part of it. Who knew potty Elmo could be so fucking hilarious?

I spent Saturday evening watching a traditional Irish band up in Yonkers called Shilelagh LawI would just like to say they were fucking amazing. It really doesn't get much better then Irish music and drinking ( Read more... )

Last week hung out with mightywombat and murnkay. I've never hung out with people who laughed so much and on top of all the laughing had contagious laughs. Just thinking about it makes me laugh even more. My gay cat took a particular liking to wombat. I'm not insinuating anything...I'm just saying I think he misses him ( Read more... )

( I'm sorry I HAD to DO it. )

I can't feel my toes. In fact I'm not sure if I could ever feel them. I'm not even sure if they are a part of my body. Until I actually stub one of my toes it feels like I have muffins for feet ( Read more... )

So I went to see Face to Face at Irving Plaza. They played with Chemical Romance and Operatic. Now most punk rock shows are all ages so I expected to be one of the oldies at the venue. What I did not expect was that all the scenesters would be little bitches ( Read more... )

It's hard to NOT look pissed-off when you are standing in line at the DMV or any other public county office line you really don't want to be in. It is even harder still to deal with the bowels of humanity that stand in these lines with you. But worst of all are the people who work at these places ( Read more... )

Ever notice how happy people look when they take pictures together in one of those photo booths? I kind of see my life as one of those photo strips right now, the happy one, the funny face one, the awkward one, the kissing one....I'm just all over the place. Which I guess can be a good thing. Stability is over rated ( Read more... )

I love it when the wheather forcast uses "Steamy" as opposed to "Muggy". Why can't they just say you were a little sweaty yesterday, today you will evaporate ( Read more... )

You know if Steven Hawking can admit that he is wrong about black holes, why can't anyone in the American government admit 9-11 might have been prevented ( Read more... )

So I'm back from my excursion and it is strange to return to this city and call it my home ( Read more... )