Update....
Ever notice how happy people look when they take pictures together in one of those photo booths? I kind of see my life as one of those photo strips right now, the happy one, the funny face one, the awkward one, the kissing one....I'm just all over the place. Which I guess can be a good thing. Stability is over rated.
My mother is visiting me in NY right now. Just watching her walk around here cracks me the fuck up. See my mom is 5' 109lbs. We call her "tiny" or "peck"....and she never really walks, she kind of marches. Yesterday I decided she looked like Napoleon. I took her to the Comedy Cellar just below my apt. One of the Comedians picked on her the entire time. Needless to say ridiculous hilariousness ensued and my Mom had a great time.
It's nice being able to show someone around the city. Mostly I'm amazed I'm actually getting to know my way around. Tonight we are going to see Mamma Mia (her pick). Why is it that Abba songs get stuck in your head for days? What's worse is I don't really know any of the words so it just kind of goes "ddaa daaa ddaaa da FEeeerrrnnnaaanndddo" over and over, which I'm convinced is more annoying.
I had to fly back to Cali because of a family illness, but everything is okay now. Really fucked up thing happened on my way there from JFK... someone on my airplane fucking died! They had to do an emergency stop in Chicago to drop off her body. She had a heart attack or something. Just a piece of advice try to avoid being on an airplane when you have to do an emergency descent. The whole flight was complete mayhem. Halfway through serving the meal this lady keels over, they kick everyone out of first class and move the body behind the curtain. The pilot said they needed to make an emergency descent, the flight attendants try to collect the trays they just served, some crazy old lady decides she has to was her hands 1minute before we touched the ground, everyone was screaming as we dropped altitude....it was fucked. Really though I was on the plane and since Murphy's Law occurs around me at all times...I knew it would be okay.
My mother is visiting me in NY right now. Just watching her walk around here cracks me the fuck up. See my mom is 5' 109lbs. We call her "tiny" or "peck"....and she never really walks, she kind of marches. Yesterday I decided she looked like Napoleon. I took her to the Comedy Cellar just below my apt. One of the Comedians picked on her the entire time. Needless to say ridiculous hilariousness ensued and my Mom had a great time.
It's nice being able to show someone around the city. Mostly I'm amazed I'm actually getting to know my way around. Tonight we are going to see Mamma Mia (her pick). Why is it that Abba songs get stuck in your head for days? What's worse is I don't really know any of the words so it just kind of goes "ddaa daaa ddaaa da FEeeerrrnnnaaanndddo" over and over, which I'm convinced is more annoying.
I had to fly back to Cali because of a family illness, but everything is okay now. Really fucked up thing happened on my way there from JFK... someone on my airplane fucking died! They had to do an emergency stop in Chicago to drop off her body. She had a heart attack or something. Just a piece of advice try to avoid being on an airplane when you have to do an emergency descent. The whole flight was complete mayhem. Halfway through serving the meal this lady keels over, they kick everyone out of first class and move the body behind the curtain. The pilot said they needed to make an emergency descent, the flight attendants try to collect the trays they just served, some crazy old lady decides she has to was her hands 1minute before we touched the ground, everyone was screaming as we dropped altitude....it was fucked. Really though I was on the plane and since Murphy's Law occurs around me at all times...I knew it would be okay.