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[creepyshitking]

I think I have to take a moment and thank whatever god of Miami keeps us snow-free. I don't know how the rest of you do it

Comments

[betterasshole]

You're getting Cody a goldfish? What the fuck kind of lame pet is that? If you're going for the fish angle, at least get him one that's actually interesting.

[creepyshitking]

...There's an interesting fish angle?

[betterasshole]

Sure there is. I have no fucking clue what it could be but it's definitely not a goldfish.

Glad he's sticking around though, in any case.

my notifs aren't working if you missed the million plurks I made XD

[creepyshitking]

It won't make any difference if Astor decides to go back.

Want to come to the pet store with us?

[namedfortragedy]

I used to try just staying inside as much possible. Now I just find excuses to go enjoy your warm weather.

[creepyshitking]

I can't blame you. I don't think I'd ever leave my house if it snowed that much.

[namedfortragedy]

Do you even have cold tolerance?

[creepyshitking]

I wouldn't know.

[notasinglelady]

I think the average life span is about 8 years, unless your kid is going to pull a Kill Bill on the fish and step on it accidentally.

The girl is still missing then?

[creepyshitking]

That long? I don't think Cody's ever had one last more than a few months.

Kill Bill?

Unfortunately, yes, the girl is still very much missing.

[notasinglelady]

That's what wiki says, but I think that when they're used as pets for kids it's life spam is much, much shorter.

Never watched the movie? There's a scene when a little girl is talking bout her fish and how she accidentally kill it.

That's bad.

[creepyshitking]

Oh. Maybe that's normal then.

It's a movie? No, I've never seen it. I never was a big action movie guy. I get enough blood in my daily life.

Very bad.

[chaos_godess]

If you still want to meet a real life cannibal I can help you meet one.

[creepyshitking]

I think I'll...pass. It's only these cannibals I'm interested in really.

[chaos_godess]

Why do you mean by 'these' cannibals?

That's discrimination.

[creepyshitking]

Sorry? The ones who kidnapped a girl out here.

[repeatedinred]

A goldfish? At least get the kid a dog, won't you?

[creepyshitking]

That's .. not the greatest idea. Dogs don't like me.

[repeatedinred]

You can't play fetch with a goldfish, unless it suddenly sprouts legs and climbs out of its bowl. Then you might want to call pest control, ihihi.

What's wrong with dogs?

[creepyshitking]

Nothing's wrong with them. They just don't like me.

I already said that.