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creepyshitking

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Jan 25, 2011 18:23

I think I have to take a moment and thank whatever god of Miami keeps us snow-free. I don't know how the rest of you do it ( Read more... )

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intuitivelyapt January 25 2011, 23:46:35 UTC

Don't you know how goldfish work? As long as you catch it dying before the kid does, you just replace it with one that looks exactly the same.

creepyshitking January 25 2011, 23:50:32 UTC

I had thought of that, thanks. I was just wondering what the actual life-expectancy was.

intuitivelyapt January 26 2011, 00:05:17 UTC

Depends on where you get the fish. Here's a hint: don't get them from those plastic bags at carnival games. You'll be lucky if any of those last a week.

creepyshitking January 26 2011, 01:16:28 UTC

I usually get them from the pet store? Was this wrong?

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text sandinmyboots January 25 2011, 23:53:05 UTC

Those are the ornamental fish they keep in ponds, right? I think ten years.

text creepyshitking January 26 2011, 00:03:16 UTC

I meant more, the ones kept in tanks.

text sandinmyboots January 26 2011, 00:37:15 UTC

Like at the zoo?

text creepyshitking January 26 2011, 01:20:15 UTC

No.

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notastickwoman January 26 2011, 00:05:14 UTC

Cubans and cannibalism? Miami sounds better and better every time you tell me about it.

creepyshitking January 26 2011, 01:19:38 UTC

Trust me, it gets even better.

notastickwoman January 26 2011, 03:44:52 UTC

Are communists eating each other?

creepyshitking January 26 2011, 04:12:45 UTC

Not that I know of. I wouldn't put it out of the realm of possibility.

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tributed January 26 2011, 00:19:35 UTC

Where's Miami?

creepyshitking January 26 2011, 01:17:13 UTC

In Florida.

tributed January 26 2011, 01:17:47 UTC

Where's Florida?

creepyshitking January 26 2011, 01:20:41 UTC

In the United States?

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guiltapalooza January 26 2011, 04:23:07 UTC

Brain goldfish! That's cute. They can live up to twenty years or so, I think. Google says so, anyway.

--Oh! You have something for me?! What is it? Do I get to use a hug coupon when I pick it up, or is it not that kind of thing?

creepyshitking January 26 2011, 05:43:11 UTC

That's .. a lot longer than any of his other fish lasted.

You can, if you want? I have your lab results.

guiltapalooza January 26 2011, 05:54:17 UTC

What that other guy said. Transitioning is important. Don't be mean to the fish, Dexter.

My lab r-- OH. Oh, those lab results! I'm so sorry, with all the - and everything - I forgot to tell you. We figured it out. It killed someone during the day, and then it turned out to be an abusive boyfriend taking some kind of drug-potion, so Oz is off the hook. But thank you for doing that for me, it really means a lot that you tried.

creepyshitking January 26 2011, 06:32:26 UTC

I wasn't planning on being mean! I just .. don't know why his fish always died. I'll follow these instructions, okay? Fake plants and all.

It was no trouble, really. I'm glad you got your guy. Or whatever.

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