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[creepyshitking]

I think I have to take a moment and thank whatever god of Miami keeps us snow-free. I don't know how the rest of you do it

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[intuitivelyapt]

Don't you know how goldfish work? As long as you catch it dying before the kid does, you just replace it with one that looks exactly the same.

[creepyshitking]

I had thought of that, thanks. I was just wondering what the actual life-expectancy was.

[intuitivelyapt]

Depends on where you get the fish. Here's a hint: don't get them from those plastic bags at carnival games. You'll be lucky if any of those last a week.

[creepyshitking]

I usually get them from the pet store? Was this wrong?

[intuitivelyapt]

Do I have to do everything for you?

Don't forget to put "allot of fake plants" in the aquarium.

[creepyshitking]

That .. was actually pretty informative, thanks.

Is that a requirement?

[intuitivelyapt]

You're welcome.

I don't know. That's what the website says. It's up to you, Dex. Do you want the goldfish to die?

[creepyshitking]

No, of course not. Fake plants it is.

[sandinmyboots]

...this explains so much about you.