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Jan 25, 2011 18:23

I think I have to take a moment and thank whatever god of Miami keeps us snow-free. I don't know how the rest of you do it ( Read more... )

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betterasshole January 25 2011, 23:30:48 UTC
You're getting Cody a goldfish? What the fuck kind of lame pet is that? If you're going for the fish angle, at least get him one that's actually interesting.

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creepyshitking January 25 2011, 23:44:25 UTC
...There's an interesting fish angle?

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betterasshole January 26 2011, 04:09:02 UTC
Sure there is. I have no fucking clue what it could be but it's definitely not a goldfish.

Glad he's sticking around though, in any case.

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my notifs aren't working if you missed the million plurks I made XD creepyshitking January 26 2011, 06:34:22 UTC
It won't make any difference if Astor decides to go back.

Want to come to the pet store with us?

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Oh I... did miss them lmao, I was wondering about that XD betterasshole January 26 2011, 06:48:29 UTC
She'll come around--I could bribe her into staying if you want.

Sure, why not.

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WHY IS CA NOT RAEPING MY INBOX??!?!?!?! X( creepyshitking January 26 2011, 07:02:46 UTC
With what?

He wants one of these:

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Yes that's exactly what I was thinking betterasshole January 26 2011, 07:11:08 UTC
I don't know--some girly thing that you wouldn't be able to think of.

Oh, I get what you meant by the whole 'goldfish with brains' thing now. You really think there's a store around here that sells those?

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it's because you love me that much. creepyshitking January 26 2011, 07:25:32 UTC
Oh. [ refrains from asking for an example :| ]

Probably. I think they're pretty common, actually.

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of course, that's it XD betterasshole January 26 2011, 07:43:02 UTC
[He probably wouldn't want to know anyway.]

Well I've never seen one before.

It doesn't look like it would be able to swim very well. Are you sure it's not just a deformed goldfish that someone took a picture of?

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YOU KNOW IT IS BISH DON'T EVEN creepyshitking January 26 2011, 07:58:42 UTC
It's not deformed.

They're called Oranda Goldfish, as far as I can tell. Originally imported from China and pretty hardy, compared to other fish of its size.

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it is, I can't deny it anymore (cozy) betterasshole January 26 2011, 08:30:56 UTC
Yeah okay, Google, I get it. Real species--not deformed.

So anyway, about the fucking case--maybe it's not as dead as we think it is.

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(cozy) forever <33333 creepyshitking January 26 2011, 08:34:24 UTC
So far every lead has been a dead end. I'm not giving up, you know I'm with you on this til the end, especially while that girl's still missing.

I was just stating facts.

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♥♥♥♥♥ betterasshole January 26 2011, 10:07:33 UTC
That's what I'm talking about, Dex--the girl--I'm thinking we should check out some clubs that she used to go to. You never fucking know where crime-solving shit might be hiding--it's worth a look.

I know, but I didn't need a report, there.

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creepyshitking January 27 2011, 01:04:47 UTC
Clubs... like that chip. Okay, let's go check it out.

After goldfish?

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betterasshole January 27 2011, 04:05:31 UTC
Considering what a clusterfuck the last time we tried to get involved with a club turned out to be, let's keep this to ourselves, alright? We don't need LaGuerta breathing down our necks and screwing things up yet again.

Yeah, a simple 'it's a real fucking fish, Deb' would've been just as effective.

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creepyshitking January 27 2011, 04:08:00 UTC
Okay, okay. It's a real fucking fish, Deb. Better?

Lead the way, sistermine.

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